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[profsparky]

Ugh. Thank you Dante and English class, for reminding me (as if I needed it) why I'm not a Christian. >:| Also, Girl in Class, maybe you should not call the teacher a prostitute.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun.

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[vejiicakes]

Also, Girl in Class, maybe you should not call the teacher a prostitute.

Wait, context? O_o

[profsparky]

Ahahaha, it went something like this:

Girl in Class: blahblahblah Everybody worships something-
Class: Bzuh?
Dr. I: I don't know if I agree with that
Girl: Well, something has to get you up in the morning
Dr. I: Well, all sorts of things can...
[I'm a little hazy here. This went back and forth several times, not just the one I'm writing in]
Dr. I: Well, sometimes my bladder gets me up in the morning, but that doesn't mean I worship my bladder.
Guy in Class Named Alex: I worship my bladder! :D
Class: LOL
Girl: Well, something keeps you from sitting around eating chips all day.
Dr. I: How do you know? I could've eaten a bag before I came here
[Alex chimes in with something. It goes on a bit more.]
Girl: Well, you could sell your body for potato chip money...
Dr. I: O_o Uhh, ANYWAY.

I just... seriously, Girl in Class, what's wrong with you? There was so much fail in that one class. And that was only the first day of Dante. ;_;

[vejiicakes]

I don't even see the connection between the professor prostituting and the argument about something getting people up in the morning O_O Like, that could be a motivation for getting up in the morning in order to sit around eating chips, or.. yeah, I don't even know.

Hey, next time you see Girl in Class, you should punch her in the mouth.

[profsparky]

It was bizarre. The entire class was making the O_o face. It was kind of amazing.

Yeah, I totally should. I'm just afraid her stupidcrazy might be contagious.

[diana_lucifera]

I know! That's what I was thinking, too. Like, even excluding the offensiveness and general WTFery of the actual statement, how on earth did she even make that leap?

[vejiicakes]

"Well, you could also shoot an elephant and paint your living room with its brains! And.. eat chips."

[profsparky]

The chips are clearly the important part here.

[diana_lucifera]

LOL, yes, that would make about as much sense. But then we wouldn't get to talk shit about sex workers.

[profsparky]

Maybe she'd been thinking about prostitutes earlier in the day...? Yeah, I got nothin'.

[diana_lucifera]

*shrug*

Crazy crazy.

[profsparky]

WE FOUND HER ON FACEBOOK! LOLOLOL

[diana_lucifera]

LOL, OMG.

[profsparky]

'STINA'S CHECKING IT FOR LULZ AS WE SPEAKI TYPE.

[diana_lucifera]

YAY!

[profsparky]

Also, for reference Girl in Class is that one girl who always wears 50's clothes, if you've seen her around ever. Also she has a GIANT FUCKING RIBBON in her hair.

[diana_lucifera]

Oh, her. Huh. That's interesting.