Jeffin' the Toob
New Yorker writer, CNN legal analyst and general asshole Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended by the first and is on leave from the latter after he was seen polishing Lil' Jeff on a Zoom call with New Yorker staffers. (Normally I wouldn't link to a NY Post article, but this is the kind of lurid story no one does better or more basely.)
I always suspected that New Yorker staff meetings were huge wank-fests, bit I never imagined that would be literally true.
So The New Yorker's gone from Eustace Tilley to Abuse His Willie (say it fast).
If CNN cans him, maybe Toobin can get a gig on C-SPANkthemonkey.
Or maybe a new pudcast: Loobin' with Toobin.
ETA: Wait, wait, I got another: The New Yorker Zoom call was to have an election simulation, but Toobin thought they said "erection stimulation."
I always suspected that New Yorker staff meetings were huge wank-fests, bit I never imagined that would be literally true.
So The New Yorker's gone from Eustace Tilley to Abuse His Willie (say it fast).
If CNN cans him, maybe Toobin can get a gig on C-SPANkthemonkey.
Or maybe a new pudcast: Loobin' with Toobin.
ETA: Wait, wait, I got another: The New Yorker Zoom call was to have an election simulation, but Toobin thought they said "erection stimulation."