The Habit of Decomposing Right Before Your Very Eyes
Things Kay Does Not Like or Wish to Do in the Middle of the Night:
1. She does not like having to go outside and turn off the Christmas lights, because she is paranoid and afraid some big burly man is hiding in her dad's tool shed, waiting to grab her and do un-"higher power"-like things to her.
2. She does not like when her cats scream in front of her door to be let in, only to stand there when she opens the door to allow them inside. Then to walk away two minutes later like their master did not get up off her lazy arse to open the door for them in the first place.
3. She does not like these cravings for soda and-or milk she has at these times of night, as they cause her great discomfort in the form of heartburn, and if she gives him in to said cravings, it is more likely that she wakes up with a sour stomach and more-than-just morning breath.
4. Kay DOES NOT LIKE IT TO GO OUT INTO THE HALLWAY AND FIND A BIG, OOZING PILE OF KITTY POO FOR HER TO CLEAN UP (right after she has stepped in it). Particularly, when said feces is left in front of her sleeping father's door, where there is no carpet and she could've of slipped in it onto the concrete and ended with cat crap on her butt.
Okay, I just had to get that out.
Back to your regularly scheduled program.
::resumes modding::
1. She does not like having to go outside and turn off the Christmas lights, because she is paranoid and afraid some big burly man is hiding in her dad's tool shed, waiting to grab her and do un-"higher power"-like things to her.
2. She does not like when her cats scream in front of her door to be let in, only to stand there when she opens the door to allow them inside. Then to walk away two minutes later like their master did not get up off her lazy arse to open the door for them in the first place.
3. She does not like these cravings for soda and-or milk she has at these times of night, as they cause her great discomfort in the form of heartburn, and if she gives him in to said cravings, it is more likely that she wakes up with a sour stomach and more-than-just morning breath.
4. Kay DOES NOT LIKE IT TO GO OUT INTO THE HALLWAY AND FIND A BIG, OOZING PILE OF KITTY POO FOR HER TO CLEAN UP (right after she has stepped in it). Particularly, when said feces is left in front of her sleeping father's door, where there is no carpet and she could've of slipped in it onto the concrete and ended with cat crap on her butt.
Okay, I just had to get that out.
Back to your regularly scheduled program.
::resumes modding::