skank ass bitch

[profonda]

This morning, Larhonda told her man, Curtis, that she lied about being pregnant so he wouldn't leave her for another broad. In fact, she has her tubes tied and it is entirely inconceivable that she ever was and ever could be pregnant. The 3 other times they were on Maury, she didn't have good news, so whatever made Curtis think this time would be any different is beyond me. Of course, Curtis bugged out and was all, "Hell nah, I'm out." Maury Povich was all, "Why Curtis? Why?"

I always knew Larhonda was a liar. Damn you, Larhonda. Damn you to hell in a little handbasket, bitch.