May 16th - The Word is America
Hello and good evening, I am Stephen Colbear, your new Care of Magical Creatures professor from America. You know where that is kids?
Home to the great North American Grizzly, which is neither great nor grizzly. It is, however, entirely North American.
Since your other Professor suddenly up and disappeared for mysterious reasons I’ll be filling in for the rest of the year, as well as taking up the position full time starting this fall. In the meantime I’ll be trying to fit in and plan on watching over this castle for the summer with Jawn ‘Jon’ Steward, your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor who happens to be a close friend of mine from way back in the day.
Chip chip cheerio and all that malarkey!
Professor Stephen Colbear
Jon,
They have ghosts here. And the portraits actually try to have conversations with you here. Not as terrifying as that painting of Richard Nixon in the New York Ministry that sings medleys from Hello Dolly, but still scary.
They have a Frenchie here. I promise I'll be good, but only if he keeps his cheese and wine-loving politics away from me.
Stephen
Home to the great North American Grizzly, which is neither great nor grizzly. It is, however, entirely North American.
Since your other Professor suddenly up and disappeared for mysterious reasons I’ll be filling in for the rest of the year, as well as taking up the position full time starting this fall. In the meantime I’ll be trying to fit in and plan on watching over this castle for the summer with Jawn ‘Jon’ Steward, your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor who happens to be a close friend of mine from way back in the day.
Chip chip cheerio and all that malarkey!
Professor Stephen Colbear
Jon,
They have ghosts here. And the portraits actually try to have conversations with you here. Not as terrifying as that painting of Richard Nixon in the New York Ministry that sings medleys from Hello Dolly, but still scary.
They have a Frenchie here. I promise I'll be good, but only if he keeps his cheese and wine-loving politics away from me.
Stephen