Mar 07, 2006 08:10
The internet was out.
The internet is back.
Thursdays are great for Fatal Fetish.
I work a whole lot.
I am now hooked on Grand Marinier and Poker (Thanks Eryk and Jeff).
Jeff will never read that.
Everytime I see a morbidly obese woman, I want to kill all of china.
But instead (Being so small) I just get sucked into her orbit and carried for a few blocks.
At least until I get my thrusters in proper order (was that a fart joke?) Low class.
I have some furniture in my house.
There is nothing outstanding or new about that last note...
I am no longer aging... point of interest, I am actually getting younger. By this time next year I will be 5 years younger than I am right now, 13 years old.. I am DE-Aging faster than I was aging. Actually I think someone is trying to abort me in the 87th trimester. Ottowa Modified Death has sold me out. I am on the titanic... heres comes the ice... OOOOHHHHHHHH no; I'm in the drink.
Hey guess what: Fuck you. (Yeah that was original, you got a problem buddy? You wanna fight about it?)