Damn It Feels Good To Be A Casta

[professorsparks]

Original lyrics written by me, based off the song "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" by Geto Boys.

I only really know the first verse of the original song (thanks, Star Salzman), so I only did alternate lyrics to that bit. The rest of it is possibly forthcoming.

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Damn it feels good to be a casta
A real casta-ass wizard casts his spells right
A real casta-ass wizard never casts magic missile
Cuz real casta-ass wizards don't start fights.
And wizards always gotta prep spells
And sorcs say they ain't got freedom.
But real casta-ass wizards don't prep nukes
Cuz real casta-ass wizards don't need 'em.
And everything's cool in the mind of a casta
Cuz casta-ass wizards think deep.
Up three-sixty-five a year 'cept for 8 hours
Cuz real casta-ass wizards need sleep.

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnaba, spell-castin' crossbow-shootin' bastards
Is when you run out of spells, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a casta.