Jul 19, 2004 03:14
Natalie: What are you doing?
Franklin: I'm fixing your computer.
Natalie: What? Look, I appreciate your trying to help, but about a million other people have tried to fix it and it hasn't worked.
Franklin: Well those million other people weren't me. I will fix it, it's what I do.
Natalie: But are you sure you know what you are doing?
Franklin: Does Kenny G know what he is doing when he plays a flute?
Natalie: I thought he played the saxophone?
Franklin: Whatever, I'm like Kenny G but I play computers instead of flutes. And instead of playing them I fix them fastly.
Natalie: I don't think "fastly" is word. I mean I could be wrong but it sounds weird.
Franklin: Shut up. Let me work my magic on your CPU. That means central processing unit, if you didn't know. Which, you probably didn't, it's computer talk.
Natalie: Okay, fine, work your magic. But may I ask what you are planning on doing with that tennis ball, broken door knob, and what looks to be an old box to a paint-by-numbers of Columbus landing in America?
Franklin: No.
Natalie: No, I can't ask? Why not?
Franklin: Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do with them.
Natalie: You don't know why you have them?
Franklin: What do I look like, flippin' MacGyver here? It's all I had in my trunk. Dang! Can't I just work in peace? I'm trying to do you a favor.
Natalie: Franklin, you're a moron.