damn land lord's dog
God damned Gizmo.
So landlord dog is all barking outside so I decide to do the nice thing and bring him in. I give him some food, water, pet him a bit.
later on I make for bed and he's trying to get onto the mattress which I don't care to get back up to help him but he keeps trying and trying so I say to myself "Come on, he just wants to sleep on a matress instead of the ground! Help a dog out. He's old anyway." So I help him onto the bed and go back to trying to fall asleep.
but I can't because he keeps licking himself. So I can't get to sleep because of his self-given tongue bath but I'm also just feeling plain uncomfortable as I toss and turn. Finally I get up, turn on the lights to see if there are any bugs and a
god damned flea
is on my arm. Bastard dog. That's what I get for being kind to him.
So off goes the sheets, blanket, pillows and into the washer they'll go. Luckily now that I am a clean livin' lippl I have fresh pillows and blankets next to the bed. I felt better after the shower but I'll be damned if Gizmo is welcome in my home anymore.
he growls at me for food.
bites my friends
barks at everything outside/inside
ruins my sleep in multiple ways
He is no longer welcome here.
If this were my dog I would be more understanding but it's the most selfish, annoying, biting dog ever.
At least I went to bed early so I'll still get my 8 hours before work >: (
holy shit check out my mood icon that is gnarly stuff.
So landlord dog is all barking outside so I decide to do the nice thing and bring him in. I give him some food, water, pet him a bit.
later on I make for bed and he's trying to get onto the mattress which I don't care to get back up to help him but he keeps trying and trying so I say to myself "Come on, he just wants to sleep on a matress instead of the ground! Help a dog out. He's old anyway." So I help him onto the bed and go back to trying to fall asleep.
but I can't because he keeps licking himself. So I can't get to sleep because of his self-given tongue bath but I'm also just feeling plain uncomfortable as I toss and turn. Finally I get up, turn on the lights to see if there are any bugs and a
god damned flea
is on my arm. Bastard dog. That's what I get for being kind to him.
So off goes the sheets, blanket, pillows and into the washer they'll go. Luckily now that I am a clean livin' lippl I have fresh pillows and blankets next to the bed. I felt better after the shower but I'll be damned if Gizmo is welcome in my home anymore.
he growls at me for food.
bites my friends
barks at everything outside/inside
ruins my sleep in multiple ways
He is no longer welcome here.
If this were my dog I would be more understanding but it's the most selfish, annoying, biting dog ever.
At least I went to bed early so I'll still get my 8 hours before work >: (
holy shit check out my mood icon that is gnarly stuff.