LULZ
Re: Yuiko Suou
This isn't Judi playing some sort of prank on us or something, right? This is the biggest Mary Sue app that I've had the joy to stumble upon in ages.
1. The physical description is just, WOW. Yes, I have an unusually tall female--and I describe her as an awkward freak. This girl is even taller, but she's a GORGEOUS MODEL-TO-BE.
2. Wow, can someone link this chick to the caps page? Pureblood, upper class, foreign born, sparklie, and owns a nice broom--with no justification for any of it.
3. So, she's French and/or Japanese, but is so super special that she gets invited to attend Hogwarts when she turns 11? What is going on here?
4. Where does she live now? I get that she was born in Japan, but uh, NOW?
5. Those are some mighty impressive OWL scores. Five Os? Really? I had to sell my soul to Satan to have my lame-ass super studious character swing grades like that.
6. English? Can this chick write it without making me want to peel my eyeballs?
7. How is that a history? Could we get something that actually provides some substance? For example, what is this company her father runs? How did her mother die? How did her family come to have connections to Japan? England? France? Where did all of their money come from? Why did she not do much magic even though she's pureblood? (How can she be pureblood and a halfbreed at the same time, for that matter?) Why is her cousin hard to understand? Is there no muggle secrecy act in other countries? Otherwise, shouldn't her non-magic friends perhaps NOT KNOW ABOUT MAGIC?
8. Nothing in the earlier application really indicates Slytherin. To be honest, I was like, bzuh? Except, you know the Mary Sue bit.
9. Oh, wow, she's just going to jump in and be Seeker. How cute.
This isn't Judi playing some sort of prank on us or something, right? This is the biggest Mary Sue app that I've had the joy to stumble upon in ages.
1. The physical description is just, WOW. Yes, I have an unusually tall female--and I describe her as an awkward freak. This girl is even taller, but she's a GORGEOUS MODEL-TO-BE.
2. Wow, can someone link this chick to the caps page? Pureblood, upper class, foreign born, sparklie, and owns a nice broom--with no justification for any of it.
3. So, she's French and/or Japanese, but is so super special that she gets invited to attend Hogwarts when she turns 11? What is going on here?
4. Where does she live now? I get that she was born in Japan, but uh, NOW?
5. Those are some mighty impressive OWL scores. Five Os? Really? I had to sell my soul to Satan to have my lame-ass super studious character swing grades like that.
6. English? Can this chick write it without making me want to peel my eyeballs?
7. How is that a history? Could we get something that actually provides some substance? For example, what is this company her father runs? How did her mother die? How did her family come to have connections to Japan? England? France? Where did all of their money come from? Why did she not do much magic even though she's pureblood? (How can she be pureblood and a halfbreed at the same time, for that matter?) Why is her cousin hard to understand? Is there no muggle secrecy act in other countries? Otherwise, shouldn't her non-magic friends perhaps NOT KNOW ABOUT MAGIC?
8. Nothing in the earlier application really indicates Slytherin. To be honest, I was like, bzuh? Except, you know the Mary Sue bit.
9. Oh, wow, she's just going to jump in and be Seeker. How cute.