In Ze Control Cabin
Ah, I never foresaw the day of my first LJ post. LJ is OJ's older, much nicer brother. I asked my friend how short/long can lj posts be? And he replied in a New York, I mean Nuclear Minute, "As long as you want." So, you see, my friends, I am in control. But once I was on a commercial plane going flying across the North Sea when I flung the pilot cabin door open, jumped in there, and screamed "SIEG ME! I am in control!!!" and then 7 big bodyguards dragged me out as my nails scratched and tugged at the linoleum tiles. They couldn't get nicer flooring because they spent it all on the big red buttons that say NO TOUCH!!