Victoria's Secret is the most irritating store in the world
Mycroft knows it is true, because he knows everything.
If you ever shop there, you know what I mean. I always have to go to the store to figure out what the hell I'm buying, because I dast not buy the Angel Demi Semi Lacy Floop, because it might be the Angel Demi Semi Lacy Floop Mark II With Wheels, so you have to go in, look for it, write the name down (but of course you cannot buy it there, since they do not have it in your size.) Then when you go online to the store and look for whatever it is, you also won't find it, because for some reason when you pull up a style, all the colors or whatever are not showing. The item is listed under several different headings. So you can easily get the impression that they cruelly discontinued the Semi Lacy Floop, which is the only thing that you can stand, and you will have to take yourself and your girls in AGAIN and try on a bunch of bras, which is awful. But no, the Semi Lacy Floop is still there, but it's just hiding, because you did not use the magic word.
I just spent 45 minutes looking for a yoga legging that I knew they had and could not find in the color I wanted. And yet, there it was. Somehow. I still can't find the yoga bra. And sadly, what DOES come up is page after page of that same bra in New York Giants colors, and Oklahoma University colors, and sorry, until you guys stock Cambridge University yoga bras, I ain't biting.
Finally, I just gave up, but at least I scored a yoga legging with many, many rhinestones, on sale and used up my Reward card.
Bra shopping is the worst kind of shopping in the universe, and VS does not make it easier, but on the other hand it is SO awful that once I find a model I can tolerate, I will keep buying it until it's gone. So I keep buying from there and thus the cycle of customer abuse is complete.
If you ever shop there, you know what I mean. I always have to go to the store to figure out what the hell I'm buying, because I dast not buy the Angel Demi Semi Lacy Floop, because it might be the Angel Demi Semi Lacy Floop Mark II With Wheels, so you have to go in, look for it, write the name down (but of course you cannot buy it there, since they do not have it in your size.) Then when you go online to the store and look for whatever it is, you also won't find it, because for some reason when you pull up a style, all the colors or whatever are not showing. The item is listed under several different headings. So you can easily get the impression that they cruelly discontinued the Semi Lacy Floop, which is the only thing that you can stand, and you will have to take yourself and your girls in AGAIN and try on a bunch of bras, which is awful. But no, the Semi Lacy Floop is still there, but it's just hiding, because you did not use the magic word.
I just spent 45 minutes looking for a yoga legging that I knew they had and could not find in the color I wanted. And yet, there it was. Somehow. I still can't find the yoga bra. And sadly, what DOES come up is page after page of that same bra in New York Giants colors, and Oklahoma University colors, and sorry, until you guys stock Cambridge University yoga bras, I ain't biting.
Finally, I just gave up, but at least I scored a yoga legging with many, many rhinestones, on sale and used up my Reward card.
Bra shopping is the worst kind of shopping in the universe, and VS does not make it easier, but on the other hand it is SO awful that once I find a model I can tolerate, I will keep buying it until it's gone. So I keep buying from there and thus the cycle of customer abuse is complete.