The perils of vodka...
I went out with some friends last night.
This was a BIG mistake as I was already depressed and alcohol added to this made me....hm...a little loopy to say the least.
This morning I suffer for it.....
Don't give me sympathy, I don't deserve it as it is entirely self-inflicted and the fault of the moron who ingested a small lake of vodka and expected to be alright.
I tell you this so you can laugh at my expense because my (oh-so-caring) friends video-taped me dancing drunkenly to Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves and won't tell me where to find said camera phone - so in order to make sure this video does not leak onto the internet I'll do the only sensible thing.
DESTROY ALL PHONES!!!!!!