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So I just found the book I used for most of high-school and the first semester of college to record amusing quotes from my teachers. I'll post a few every now and then. Some of them I can't remember the context for, sadly.
1. My Physics class in 11th grade. All of these are from my Physics class.
Teacher: "Now, for example the classroom won't move. Well...actually it would move if I brought a backhoe and attached it to the room and pulled and then when it broke away from the school the gas lines broke and the school exploded and we all died."
2. This time he was showing us a Van De Graaff generator.
Teacher: *pulls out a piece of rabbit fur and makes it move via static electricity* "Dance, rabbit! DANCE!"
3. This time, explaining the meters we had to use.
Teacher: "Okay, so here we have *holds up voltmeter* Captain Current! And here's *holds up a multimeter* Multimeter Man! And finally, their archnemesis *holds up an ohmmeter* Resistor!"
4. He always had a way to make explanations...interesting...
Teacher: " So Cavendish had two balls on a rod..."
Class: *burst out laughing*
5. This one kind of explains itself.
Teacher: "The speed of light is the fastest speed of anything."
Classmate: "Jesus!"
Teacher: *without missing a beat* "Well, I'm sure he could go faster."
1. My Physics class in 11th grade. All of these are from my Physics class.
Teacher: "Now, for example the classroom won't move. Well...actually it would move if I brought a backhoe and attached it to the room and pulled and then when it broke away from the school the gas lines broke and the school exploded and we all died."
2. This time he was showing us a Van De Graaff generator.
Teacher: *pulls out a piece of rabbit fur and makes it move via static electricity* "Dance, rabbit! DANCE!"
3. This time, explaining the meters we had to use.
Teacher: "Okay, so here we have *holds up voltmeter* Captain Current! And here's *holds up a multimeter* Multimeter Man! And finally, their archnemesis *holds up an ohmmeter* Resistor!"
4. He always had a way to make explanations...interesting...
Teacher: " So Cavendish had two balls on a rod..."
Class: *burst out laughing*
5. This one kind of explains itself.
Teacher: "The speed of light is the fastest speed of anything."
Classmate: "Jesus!"
Teacher: *without missing a beat* "Well, I'm sure he could go faster."