OWL
This is Anakin. He likes bugs, especially moths. So, if you find you have moths in your wardrobe eating away at your robes, he'll gladly take them off your hands (the moths, not your robes, he doesn't like eating clothes and is terrible at eating scrolls of homework too).
Oh, you wanted to send an OWL to me? Anakin will do that too. He just wanted me to tell you that he likes bugs, and to think of him if you ever run across any. And he insists he is not pudgy. Owls generally fluff up their feathers when it's cold... even if it's 27 degrees Celsius outside *cough*.
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