Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I recruited
clorato as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I sacrificed
arthegarn to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (435 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
prof_ignatius
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Lo siento Arthegarn...