Почём европейские ценности?

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UPD. Вернув Россию в ПАСЕ, Европа окончательно подтвердила, что является старой, больной, лицемерной проституткой. Если теперь кто-то будет читать мораль про "европейские ценности и принципы" - просто засуньте ему в глотку текст резолюции ПАСЕ. Хотя, с другой стороны, кому интересно защищать страну непуганного охлоса, президент-клоун которой никак

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Darius Tamauskas: Next time some European says something about corruption in Ukraine, tell him to "go PACE yourself"... Never have I seen such united Ukrainian social and TV media as today. They have one thing on their mind - European betrayal. #Shame

2014
Ukraine 🇺🇦: Bye Yanukovich, bye Russia, hello Europe!
Russia🇷🇺: Hello Crimea, I annex you.
Ukraine 🇺🇦: WTF?
Council of Europe Parliamentary Assembly(PACE)🇪🇺: WTF are you doing Russia?
Russia🇷🇺: What? It's not us.
PACE🇪🇺: We know it's you Vova, stop it or we will impose sanctions.
Russia🇷🇺: Oh yeah? Hold my vodka...(Occupies 7% of Ukraine in the east)
PACE🇪🇺: We impose restrictions on Russia (no right to vote or sit on committees) until you comply with international law.
Russia🇷🇺: Nobody dares to restrict Russia, only Russia restricts Russia - therefore, I boycott you PACE myself!
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #1990, ensure rights of Crimean Tatars and Ukrainians in Crimea.
Russia🇷🇺: No

2015
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2034, release all hostages and prisoners of war held at your prison.
Russia🇷🇺: No
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2063, fully implement Minsk agreements and reverse annexation of Crimea.
Russia🇷🇺: No

2016
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2112, release all political and war prisoners held in Russia and Crimea.
Russia🇷🇺: No
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2132, allow human rights organisations to Crimea.
Russia🇷🇺: No

2017
Russia🇷🇺: You know what, we will not pay our share to the budget of PACE (EUR 33m, or 7% of total budget) anymore.
PACE🇪🇺: 😱😱😱

2018
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2198, stop military and financial support to the armed groups in Eastern Ukraine.
Russia🇷🇺: No
PACE🇪🇺: Russia, as per resolution #2203, implement previous resolutions in relation to military aggression in Eastern Ukraine.
Russia🇷🇺: No

2019
PACE🇪🇺: Well Russia, we have given it a thought and decided we want you back. (opens the door)
Russia🇷🇺: Whahahaha. Spasibo!
Ukraine 🇺🇦: Europe, are you fucking serious? Russia has not complied with any of PACE resolutions, keeps Crimea annexed, has occupied 7% of my territory and a number of prisoners!
PACE🇪🇺: It's ok.
Georgia🇬🇪: They have occupied 20% of my territory too, Europe are you blind?!
PACE🇪🇺: It's ok.
Ukraine 🇺🇦: Netherlands delegation, what about you, they have killed your citizens when MH17 was shot down in 2014, are you out of your mind?
Netherlands delegation🇳🇱: It's ok. Hey Russia 😙
Estonian president🇪🇪: This is an embarrassment to PACE. None of the reasons Russia was stripped of its voting rights have disappeared”.
PACE🇪🇺: Yeah but, you know, EUR 33m...
Ukraine 🇺🇦: 6 members of the Russian delegation are under EU sanctions and were elected in a poll that included votes from Crimea, which Europe considers occupied by Russia? Hello?
PACE🇪🇺: 🤷‍♂️
Russia🇷🇺: To make things more sweet we nominate Leonid Slutsky, to become one of deputy speakers of PACE 😁
PACE🇪🇺: Sure, let's have a vote on this tomorrow.

Here is the list of European politicians by country who supported the motion to bring Russia back to PACE (http://assembly.coe.int/nw/xml/Votes/DB-VotesResults-EN.asp?VoteID=37964&DocID=18997&MemberID=&Sort=2).