One Sentence Fic Attack!
Blame stillscape.
Or saucydiva Or both. I am hooked.
Caution: These run the gamut of ratings.
Marcia Langman / Joe from Sewerage
When Marcia Langman marched into his office and swept his secret stash of Homemakers Weekly into the trash, he looked into her eyes knowing he would never again need them.
Leslie / Plaid
Ben arrives home to find Leslie disheveled and panting atop a pile of his cast off plaid shirts on the floor of his room.
Tom / Marcia Langman
Although he made a huge fuss about it, Tom secretly wished he were a "baby" in diapers, to be comforted and breast fed by Marcia Langman.
Jerry / Joan Callamezzo
After Joan posed nude for Gail's husband and insisted that if she were nude, it was only fair that The Artiste, himself, be nude as well-- it was revealed that Joan had a thing for body hair, and that Gail had a prior conviction for assault and battery with a stretched canvas.
Donna / Freddy Spaghetti
After the concert, Donna Fabreezed the hell out of the Benz, doused her clothes in the stuff, but she was somehow reluctant to brush the taste of him out of her mouth.
Chris / Tanya from Sue's Salads
They met months ago-- he was a regular-- but they bonded over her recommendation of the #4 Kitchen Sink rice bowl with sprouts; "It's a hot mess, but it's very healthy," and for the first time he truly looked at her and understood the beauty of those words in a new way.
Ben's Hair / Tom
While Ben ate his sandwich, Tom studied Ben's hair to see if it moved like porcupine quills when he chewed--fortunately it did not, so Tom did not have to intervene with alternative hair product.
Ben / Tom / Hair Product
Game recognizes Game.
Ben's Hair / Winter in Pawnee
(A Haiku)
The hat of the day
sits dejected and confused--
Hair stands wild and free.
Mr. Buzzkill (Not his real name), curious about the repeated peels of delighted laughter disturbing his reading, investigated, and came up with this one liner:
Duke Silver / Character Building:
When ladies hear Duke Silver say; "Walk through the fire with me," they don't know he means it literally.