High School AU Plans

[prof_bumblebee]

Dumbledore: ~~Magic teacher~~. He's that quirky old guy that everybody kind of thinks is crazy when they first meet him, but he's really incredibly smart. Genuinely cares about his students and is willing to help them however he can, but don't think he's easily manipulated because he can smell BS from a mile away.

Italy: Home Ec teacher! Dumb

Comments

[maraihi]

But the dog ate my homewooooork.

[prof_bumblebee]

Use your magic to put them homework back together, young lady man!

[maraihi]

But the homework he ate was the spell that did that!

[prof_bumblebee]

You can't eat spells! Where is your wand??

[maraihi]

I didn't get one?

[prof_bumblebee]

Why are in a magic class with no wand?

[maraihi]

But I can cast Cure I!

[prof_bumblebee]

That's only one spell! You can't pass the class with only one spell!

[maraihi]

I'm trying teacher! It's hard being a single mom in high school!

[prof_bumblebee]

That reminds me! Where are you keeping your two kids during all this???

[maraihi]

Daycare!

[prof_bumblebee]

Alright, so long as you aren't keeping them in the teachers' lounge.

[maraihi]

But don't teachers love kids? I thought that's why they became teachers!