Rutgers says fuck you to commuters
New Brunswick, NJ- This past snow storm has shown us something not seen too often, Rutgers staff on the ball. They had the whole place cleared, and declared with pride to be the "the only school in New Jersey open all day."
At the ensuing press conference, Mary Schlithimer, director of Parking and Transportation services, gave this statement, "We have been working through out the night to get every sidewalk, street, and parking lot to be open in the morning."
When asked whats the point if the roads leading to the campus where not cleared, she replied, "What, the commuters? Fuck'm who needs'm."
At the ensuing press conference, Mary Schlithimer, director of Parking and Transportation services, gave this statement, "We have been working through out the night to get every sidewalk, street, and parking lot to be open in the morning."
When asked whats the point if the roads leading to the campus where not cleared, she replied, "What, the commuters? Fuck'm who needs'm."