A Fool Hearted Quest - Drabble
[ooc; i wrote this in like a half hour...and it sucks, but it came from a conversation Jolie and I were having and kind of coincides with the positions on this website. um, yeah. pretty much the website and the fic are nsfw. please just ignore this.]
Like all horrible decisions it started with a “We could totally do that.”
Adler and Leif had been going through a SexInfo101 website for nothing more than the fact that Adler had been looking up turtles and found out there was a sexual position of the same name.
After laughing about more than half of them, Adler stopped and looked at Leif, a mischievous shine in his eyes that had Leif shaking his head before the suggestion even came out.
“Nooo, Adler, don’t even think about it.”
“But we totally could do these! Come on, it will be fun!”
“These are positions for men and women!”
“It’s rear entry, that’s practically the same thing.”
Leif still looked extremely unconvinced so Adler tried another tactic. He wasn’t above begging if he had to. “Pllleeeease, Leafy? It’ll be fun.”
A few more minutes of good solid begging and Leif relented with a huff and a nod. “But I get to pick the first position.”
They started with Standing Doggy Style, it was basic, it was simple and honestly it was the one that Leif felt the most confident about.
He decided to be the giver, it was his decision after all and so he got to be the one to control it.
Surprisingly, it went really well. Aside from it being a horrifyingly impersonal position, they weren’t too unfamiliar with doggy style itself and Leif enjoyed the extra pull he had to give to get Adler down to his level. Honestly, the fact that it went well made them cocky, and horrendously stupid.
When it was Adler’s turn to pick the position, he went for the Lap Dance. Aside from the fact that his husband had beautiful hips, he had an amazing ability to dance too and putting the two together seemed like a match made in heaven.
Instead of just doing as the pictures said and using a couch, Adler had to be the adventurous one and while getting ready one morning in the mirror, he pulled Leif down against him as he sat on the edge of the bathtub and whispered his plans.
It wasn’t long before they were both naked. Adler slipping into Leif as his husband rolled his hips down in ways that made Adler see white. He reached his hands out, holding them steady on Leif’s torso as he let Leif moved and rock against him freely.
Aside from the slight burn in his thighs, it really did go rather well for Leif. The position had it’s advantages from his side too. The tight drag and the way each thrust hit him in just the right way. It wasn’t until Adler reached his climax that things took a turn for the worst.
Adler didn’t have the best track record at controlling himself during an orgasm and this was no different. Headless of the fact there was an empty tub behind him, Adler threw his head back, immediately losing his balance and thankfully only injuring himself in the fall.
Unfortunately, a bump to the head and a swollen wrist weren’t enough to stop them in their quest to finish each position.
For Leif’s next turn at giving, he decided to go with another basic, which was the Bent Spoon. The only problem was that Adler was convinced he was crushing Leif the entire time.
Despite his many queries and impossible nagging, Leif still managed to enjoy himself, happy to have the ability to mark up Adler’s neck as much as he wanted to, while still having enough leverage to thrust into him at his own pace.
Like all things though, it wasn’t meant to last when one particular thrust sent Adler’s arms flailing, or more namely his elbows, one of which ended up giving Leif a fat lip.
Needless to say, they considered that position a fail.
They had all but given up when Adler insisted on them trying the Booster Seat.
Thankfully they both were in agreement that the position was ridiculous after only two thrusts had both of them giggling too much to really stand. So, Adler swiftly, yet carefully, switched them over into the Pump position.
It would have been fine, would have gone perfectly, if not for Adler’s crazy enthusiasm and his need to throw himself 100% into everything.
The chair toppled, sending both of them flying. Legs flailing out to hit delicate places, arms cutting off airways and just a lot of aching muscles being earned between them both.
After a quick, soothing bath and a bit of ice pack sharing, they decided that they should probably give this mission a rest.
Of course this didn’t mean that their sex life was halted at all and as Adler watched Leif move and shift above him a few days later, he couldn’t help but smile.
“Stop doing that, while I’m doing this….it’s weird.” Leif commented, his voice breathless and his brow just a little bit sweaty.
Adler only smiled wider and lifted a hand to brush some of Leif’s damp hair away from his face.
“I just, really love watching you. Kissing you. Being close to you.”
Leif tried to roll his eyes but couldn’t really manage it as he kissed Adler roughly, moving against him faster and Adler decided right then and there, that he didn’t need a website or book to tell him what position to use or what the best way to satisfy his man was.
They were Leif and Adler, Leiler, and they never followed any of the rules for normal relationships so why start now?
If those positions didn’t work out for them, they’d just have to make their own. Adler was more than confident that he would be able to withstand the task.
Like all horrible decisions it started with a “We could totally do that.”
Adler and Leif had been going through a SexInfo101 website for nothing more than the fact that Adler had been looking up turtles and found out there was a sexual position of the same name.
After laughing about more than half of them, Adler stopped and looked at Leif, a mischievous shine in his eyes that had Leif shaking his head before the suggestion even came out.
“Nooo, Adler, don’t even think about it.”
“But we totally could do these! Come on, it will be fun!”
“These are positions for men and women!”
“It’s rear entry, that’s practically the same thing.”
Leif still looked extremely unconvinced so Adler tried another tactic. He wasn’t above begging if he had to. “Pllleeeease, Leafy? It’ll be fun.”
A few more minutes of good solid begging and Leif relented with a huff and a nod. “But I get to pick the first position.”
They started with Standing Doggy Style, it was basic, it was simple and honestly it was the one that Leif felt the most confident about.
He decided to be the giver, it was his decision after all and so he got to be the one to control it.
Surprisingly, it went really well. Aside from it being a horrifyingly impersonal position, they weren’t too unfamiliar with doggy style itself and Leif enjoyed the extra pull he had to give to get Adler down to his level. Honestly, the fact that it went well made them cocky, and horrendously stupid.
When it was Adler’s turn to pick the position, he went for the Lap Dance. Aside from the fact that his husband had beautiful hips, he had an amazing ability to dance too and putting the two together seemed like a match made in heaven.
Instead of just doing as the pictures said and using a couch, Adler had to be the adventurous one and while getting ready one morning in the mirror, he pulled Leif down against him as he sat on the edge of the bathtub and whispered his plans.
It wasn’t long before they were both naked. Adler slipping into Leif as his husband rolled his hips down in ways that made Adler see white. He reached his hands out, holding them steady on Leif’s torso as he let Leif moved and rock against him freely.
Aside from the slight burn in his thighs, it really did go rather well for Leif. The position had it’s advantages from his side too. The tight drag and the way each thrust hit him in just the right way. It wasn’t until Adler reached his climax that things took a turn for the worst.
Adler didn’t have the best track record at controlling himself during an orgasm and this was no different. Headless of the fact there was an empty tub behind him, Adler threw his head back, immediately losing his balance and thankfully only injuring himself in the fall.
Unfortunately, a bump to the head and a swollen wrist weren’t enough to stop them in their quest to finish each position.
For Leif’s next turn at giving, he decided to go with another basic, which was the Bent Spoon. The only problem was that Adler was convinced he was crushing Leif the entire time.
Despite his many queries and impossible nagging, Leif still managed to enjoy himself, happy to have the ability to mark up Adler’s neck as much as he wanted to, while still having enough leverage to thrust into him at his own pace.
Like all things though, it wasn’t meant to last when one particular thrust sent Adler’s arms flailing, or more namely his elbows, one of which ended up giving Leif a fat lip.
Needless to say, they considered that position a fail.
They had all but given up when Adler insisted on them trying the Booster Seat.
Thankfully they both were in agreement that the position was ridiculous after only two thrusts had both of them giggling too much to really stand. So, Adler swiftly, yet carefully, switched them over into the Pump position.
It would have been fine, would have gone perfectly, if not for Adler’s crazy enthusiasm and his need to throw himself 100% into everything.
The chair toppled, sending both of them flying. Legs flailing out to hit delicate places, arms cutting off airways and just a lot of aching muscles being earned between them both.
After a quick, soothing bath and a bit of ice pack sharing, they decided that they should probably give this mission a rest.
Of course this didn’t mean that their sex life was halted at all and as Adler watched Leif move and shift above him a few days later, he couldn’t help but smile.
“Stop doing that, while I’m doing this….it’s weird.” Leif commented, his voice breathless and his brow just a little bit sweaty.
Adler only smiled wider and lifted a hand to brush some of Leif’s damp hair away from his face.
“I just, really love watching you. Kissing you. Being close to you.”
Leif tried to roll his eyes but couldn’t really manage it as he kissed Adler roughly, moving against him faster and Adler decided right then and there, that he didn’t need a website or book to tell him what position to use or what the best way to satisfy his man was.
They were Leif and Adler, Leiler, and they never followed any of the rules for normal relationships so why start now?
If those positions didn’t work out for them, they’d just have to make their own. Adler was more than confident that he would be able to withstand the task.