To Rabidly Kiss
Yes, the madness of Drabblematic continues.
But now instead of Walter & Henry, we get James the wife-killer !
James and Henry were celebrating a sexy Valentine's Day together. James had cooked a kinky dinner and they ate under the tree by candlelight.
"My darling," Henry said, stroking James's nose, "I have something for you." He gave a box to James. "It is but a small token of my dirty love."
James opened the box. Inside was a quaint purse! He gazed at it angrily. Then he gazed at Henry angrily. "It's hungry," James said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a pretty crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like that one time Mary and Maria met. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a beautiful voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Henry read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other hungrily as the crone cackled some more. James's ear began to tremble. Then Henry shrugged, pulled out a Tv, and hit the crone on her chest. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" James said and kissed Henry happily. "This is a lovely Valentine's Day!"
They sexily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
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WTFDRABBLEMATIC. I SAID "UNICORN" NOT "CRONE"