Eleventh Expiration

[prodigious_mage]

So who got some awesome stuff back?! Check it out -- My mage robes! Wow, it feels good to finally get to wear something normal. Or well. Something way cooler than stupid Relm's clothes, anyway. If I'd only gotten them back before Halloween, I definitely could've spared you a lot of time making a costume, Mia

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

*giggle snicker giggle*

No kidding! Those clothes would've been a perfect costume! You look like a clown!

[prodigious_mage]

A clown?! These are the respected robes of the mages of Mysidia! You're insulting my whole city when you say that! And at least I don't wear a rag over my head!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIGHTY :D :D :D

[rainbowbrush]

If your whole city dresses like that, no wonder you're so dumb and ugly and untalented!

'Course you think my hat's a rag - you're too blind to appreciate art!

A-Ah thanks! =D My friends just surprised me with a forced intrusion and a present

[prodigious_mage]

No, that's cause it is a rag! Look at those awful splotches on it! Are those supposed to be flowers or roadkill?

Aww, yay! <3

[rainbowbrush]

You got my artistic hat confused with your face. Which looks like roadkill. And cooties.

[prodigious_mage]

Gee . . . It's too bad. The cooties've clearly infected your eyes so that you can't see anything other than your own horrible flaws. No wonder you have no fashion sense.

[rainbowbrush]

I have better fashion sense than your whole entire stupid village! I bet you're all... just cootie-people! No wonder you're so dumb!

[prodigious_mage]

Yeah, well, you wouldn't know fashion if it ran up and took a poo on your head! Which it did! And we practically invented magic, so you owe everything you know to us!

[rainbowbrush]

No way! My ancestors invented magic kinda sorta! And I knew more about fashion and art when I was a baby then you'll ever know in your whole life!

[prodigious_mage]

Seeing as how you're still a baby, I'm pretty sure that's a huge lie! And my world's magic is just loads better than yours, anyway. Can you do this?!

[A nearby tree is instantly petrified.]

[rainbowbrush]

I'm older then you are, dork! And yes, it can! And more! so there!