The Bus Captain Abuse

[prodigal_sun]

Dozing off on the bus in the late afternoon, i was rudely awoken by this senile guy in this 40s yelling at the bus driver. He was gesticulating wildly at the driver and for a moment i feared for his safety, then mine, as Crazy Man (CM) was doing his utmost best to distract the driver from his main task - To Drive

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[buzz_cut]

Erm, I can't see the Hokkien Uncle leh ... oh wait, is he that head poking out from the Tropical Mixed Fruits drink (0% fat, mind you)?

[prodigal_sun]

OMG what's better than Hokkien Uncle?
Answer: Uncle Buzz! It's a Xmas MIRACLE! LOL

how are you???? so what continent u in now? how many grandkids???

[buzz_cut]

Hoy! What's with the Uncle moniker?! That's Mr Buzz to you! LOL! :) Hey, Xmas is a time for miracles what ... even if they come in the form of hairy gorillas. ;)

And to answer your questions...

I'm fine!!!! In Singapore still. Grandkids? Heh, now got chance lah. *mysterious smile* ;)

[prodigal_sun]

LOL now the uncle moniker is more apt than ever lor!!!!!!!!

haha grandkids on the way!! ZOMG! a family of rowdy boisterous gorillas. now that's gotta be a handful :P

[buzz_cut]

Uncle?!?! HOY!!! *Sets herd(?) of gorillas after the sunny one!* *growl*

[prodigal_sun]

fwah herd. is that a hint of more to come?!

since u uncle liao, better dont sleep so late. or u changing diapers?! hahhah!

[buzz_cut]

I'm feeding the rascal actually. Mummy the milk maid is totally knocked out and somewhere deep within dreamland, so it's just the lil' bugger, the gorilla and a milk bottle! Man, never in my wildest dreams have I imagined the work "milk bottle" and "gorilla" in the same sentence. Geez, what's become of the wildlife? :\

[prodigal_sun]

lol u're not kidding about the voracious appetite. having supper already!
hahah so are u like getting him to burp or whatever that's called? sorry im totally clueless!

[buzz_cut]

What d'ya mean supper? He had that at 10pm. This is like his pre-breakfast! I swear that kid will be calling 24-hr McDelivery when he's old enough to use the phone ... or go online! *rolls eyes*

Yeah, I have to burp him after his meals ... and be very careful he doesn't do the merlion on me (literally) instead! Oh, the joys of fatherhood. :\

[prodigal_sun]

lol growing boy, growing boy.
im sure u enjoy it deep down lol

[buzz_cut]

Much as I hate to sound thoroughly domesticated ... yeah, spending time alone with that little rascal is really something special. :)

[2dogsnme]

haha.. I'm sorry, but I'm just tempted to follow the last line

im sure u enjoy it deep down lol

with...

"That's why he throws up." =x

[prodigal_sun]

fwah another Xmas miracle! another MIA one returns

so, how's life???

[2dogsnme]

Haha.. Twilight mah.. the vamp re-emerges. ;p

I've been good! Man, I miss your posts! Buzz's too! Never fails to amuse me. :p

How's u man???

[prodigal_sun]

ok lah, see what the new year brings in lol

tink i post more than you lor!