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[prodigal_axe]

[You are treated to a sight from the twilight zone. Indeed, Shinjiro, your resident barkeep, is ~smiling.~ Is that genuine drugged happiness in his eyes?

Oh yeah, and his pet keese bat thing is sitting on the bartop. It is NOT smiling, it is bearing its fangs, but Shinjiro is petting it in full view of everyone in the bar and video.]What the hell

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[elects]

…Ha?

[prodigal_axe]

[And he laughs back at you.]

[elects]

So it's gotten you, too?

[prodigal_axe]

I'm never eatin' candy again, I swear.

What about you?

[elects]

I don't have much ofa sweet tooth, y'know, an' thought I'd save it for a bit. Then people started actin' funny…

[prodigal_axe]

Don't even think about eating any.