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[prodigal_axe]

[You are treated to a sight from the twilight zone. Indeed, Shinjiro, your resident barkeep, is ~smiling.~ Is that genuine drugged happiness in his eyes?

Oh yeah, and his pet keese bat thing is sitting on the bartop. It is NOT smiling, it is bearing its fangs, but Shinjiro is petting it in full view of everyone in the bar and video.]What the hell

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[pilot_princess]

Why are you laughing?

Today's the worst day ever and you're... you're laughing!

[prodigal_axe]

Like I said, I think it's the candy.

What happened? Whatever it is, I'll try to fix it like I always do.

[pilot_princess]

You can't fix it, you can never fix it!

[There's a sob, of despair... and candy crinkling.]

[prodigal_axe]

...that's how I feel most of the time. But, it's not gonna stop me from trying.

[And normally he would not be saying that in such a cheery tone. Or at all.]

Wait a minute. What're you eating?

[pilot_princess]

Nothing's ever gonna get fixed... Nobody can do anything...

[Munch munch...]

It's just some candy...
I found a few this morning
and they taste okay...