Naked Story!
Sorry, this story is old but a goody. I was thinking about it the other day and decided it was screaming to be shared.
It just so happens that the fastest female cross country runner in the history of the US went to high school with me. If you are a runner, I think you'll know who I'm talking about.
Anyhow, we knew each other from classes and mutual friends but she was more in the 'earthy' circle of friends than I. She is really open and probably smokes more pot than anyone I've ever known.
One time when I was at a mutual friend's house for a party, she decided to take a hot tub... butt naked. Everyone was getting tired so we decided to split up into different rooms and go to sleep. My room consisted for 3 girls and 2 guys (including myself). The other guy was the owner of the house and had been friends with the girl for ever.
As soon as we sat down to go to bed, she comes out from the hot tub and into our room completely stark naked, no towel no anything. I'm like, wtf? What do I do? You don't want to look away/be embarrassed, but you also don't want to stare. So, I just half looked at her purely red in the face. Then to make it worse she comments, "I'm going to be naked and if anyone has a PROBLEM with that they are gonna just have to deal." HAHAHA Obviously directed at me because nobody else in the room would care. OH man good times good times. Only in Ukiah.
Don't you think that is rude/embarrassing?
Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this short story. I wish I could paint the picture more vividly, but it is summer time and my vocabulary has atrophied.
It just so happens that the fastest female cross country runner in the history of the US went to high school with me. If you are a runner, I think you'll know who I'm talking about.
Anyhow, we knew each other from classes and mutual friends but she was more in the 'earthy' circle of friends than I. She is really open and probably smokes more pot than anyone I've ever known.
One time when I was at a mutual friend's house for a party, she decided to take a hot tub... butt naked. Everyone was getting tired so we decided to split up into different rooms and go to sleep. My room consisted for 3 girls and 2 guys (including myself). The other guy was the owner of the house and had been friends with the girl for ever.
As soon as we sat down to go to bed, she comes out from the hot tub and into our room completely stark naked, no towel no anything. I'm like, wtf? What do I do? You don't want to look away/be embarrassed, but you also don't want to stare. So, I just half looked at her purely red in the face. Then to make it worse she comments, "I'm going to be naked and if anyone has a PROBLEM with that they are gonna just have to deal." HAHAHA Obviously directed at me because nobody else in the room would care. OH man good times good times. Only in Ukiah.
Don't you think that is rude/embarrassing?
Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this short story. I wish I could paint the picture more vividly, but it is summer time and my vocabulary has atrophied.