Fic: Best in Show (Drabble, DW/T:tSCC, PG-13)
Title: Best in Show.
Author: Prochytes.
Fandom: Doctor Who/Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Rating: PG-13. Non-graphic violence.
Characters: K-9, Prisoner Zero (DW); Cameron (T:tSCC).
Disclaimer: Not mine; just for fun.
Summary: It’s a dog-shoot-dog world.
Word Count: 100 (drabble).
A/N: Sequel to Special Ops Orphans. Spoilers for DW “The Eleventh Hour”.
“So, there was this man with a dog, see? In Bute Park. And, suddenly, it ups and says, ‘The Atraxi failed, humans of Terra. Quail before me.’”
“The guy said this?”
“The dog said this.”
“Huh.”
“But there was this fit girl walking a dog nearby. She stares at the guy with freaky blue eyes. She says: ‘I am not human’. Her dog says: ‘I am not Terran’. And shoots him.”
“The girl shot the guy?”
“The dog shot the guy.”
“Huh.”
“She shot him too, though. Did I mention the hottie had a rifle?”
“You did not. Another?"
“Please.”
FINIS