My New Moon review
So my friend and I watched New Moon online while drinking. Can somebody explain me WHAT THE FUCK?
Sparkly Footface dumps Plain Bitchfaced Mary Sue and she's like "TAKE MY SOUL I DON'T WANT IT, KILL ME OR WHATEVER I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION AT ALL" and then she spend months seeing it everywhere and ridiculously screaming while sleeping, then she becomes best friends with Pedowolf and they spend time together and it actually makes sense that they "fall in love" or whatever and he seems to be a nice guy (with hot abs)... But then you notice that he has anger management problems and you realize "hey maybe bitchfaced should date that guy from her school, he seems FUCKING NORMAL... but well, he loves romantic comedies. He's probably gay anyway".
Now my point here is, Sparkly calls to Bitchfaced's house then Pedowolf tells him her dad is in a funeral and the Chick-with-bad-haircut cames in screaming that Sparkly is going to kill himself in Italy or whatever. So they fly to over there. HOW DOES IT MAKES SENSE? IN MATTER OF FUCKING MINUTES, COULDN'T THEY CALL HIM TO HIS CELLPHONE OR WHATEVER? HOW DID HE GET INTO THERE BEOFRE THEM? I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.
Also, that ungrateful bitch. Pedowolf saved her life like 278478578 times but then the vampire-with-bad-haircut appears and she leaves him. But we lol'd. There was so much glitter involved that it looked that the Adam Lambert album cover.
And then I stopped watching when I realized Dakota Fanning was also acting really bad.
The end, I guess.
Sparkly Footface dumps Plain Bitchfaced Mary Sue and she's like "TAKE MY SOUL I DON'T WANT IT, KILL ME OR WHATEVER I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION AT ALL" and then she spend months seeing it everywhere and ridiculously screaming while sleeping, then she becomes best friends with Pedowolf and they spend time together and it actually makes sense that they "fall in love" or whatever and he seems to be a nice guy (with hot abs)... But then you notice that he has anger management problems and you realize "hey maybe bitchfaced should date that guy from her school, he seems FUCKING NORMAL... but well, he loves romantic comedies. He's probably gay anyway".
Now my point here is, Sparkly calls to Bitchfaced's house then Pedowolf tells him her dad is in a funeral and the Chick-with-bad-haircut cames in screaming that Sparkly is going to kill himself in Italy or whatever. So they fly to over there. HOW DOES IT MAKES SENSE? IN MATTER OF FUCKING MINUTES, COULDN'T THEY CALL HIM TO HIS CELLPHONE OR WHATEVER? HOW DID HE GET INTO THERE BEOFRE THEM? I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.
Also, that ungrateful bitch. Pedowolf saved her life like 278478578 times but then the vampire-with-bad-haircut appears and she leaves him. But we lol'd. There was so much glitter involved that it looked that the Adam Lambert album cover.
And then I stopped watching when I realized Dakota Fanning was also acting really bad.
The end, I guess.