Only yesterday you lied

[problemchild666]

Kelley: sup nukka
Problem ChildX66: good mood, eh?
Kelley: oh yes
Problem ChildX66: drunk again?
Kelley: yes
Problem ChildX66: rock on
Kelley: w00t
Problem ChildX66: don't woot
Problem ChildX66: it's silly
Kelley: pfft
Problem ChildX66: :-)
Kelley: you love me'
Problem ChildX66: I do
Kelley: you left marks on me
Problem ChildX66: sorry
Kelley: are not
Problem ChildX66: I am
Problem ChildX66: you should be flawless
Problem ChildX66: like a diamond
Kelley: flawless emeralds are much more rare
Problem ChildX66: true
Problem ChildX66: but I like you any way you are
Kelley: good
Problem ChildX66: do you like me?
Kelley: cause you are stuck with me
Problem ChildX66: I am?
Kelley: yes
Problem ChildX66: how so?
Problem ChildX66: I don't remember signing for that
Kelley: you are going to be with me fir a long time
Problem ChildX66: ah
Problem ChildX66: like how long?
Kelley: foever and eber
Problem ChildX66: awww
Problem ChildX66: Eternal Kelley
Kelley: uh huh
Kelley: like JFK
Problem ChildX66: JFK? what about him? are you going to get shot in the head while riding in a convertible?
Problem ChildX66: and if so, please take a lofty life insurance policy
Kelley: i will
Problem ChildX66: awww
Problem ChildX66: you wanna be with me
Kelley: yes
Kelley: stupid ass
Problem ChildX66: don't call me a stupid ass
Kelley: you are sometimes
Problem ChildX66: why?
Kelley: i fdunno
Problem ChildX66: what stupid thing did I do now?
Kelley: i heart you
Problem ChildX66: I hear you too
Problem ChildX66: I meant heart
Kelley: yay
Problem ChildX66: yeah...you're my unicorn
Kelley: unicorn?
Kelley: i'm not a virgin
Problem ChildX66: no
Problem ChildX66: you're not
Problem ChildX66: but that's a good thing
Kelley: oh yeah
Problem ChildX66: because if you didn't like sex...much of my talent would be wasted
Problem ChildX66: and I like making you feel good
Kelley: haha
Kelley: goody