Blog Entry #12

[probablythebutz]

Man, all these dudes turning into chicks is kinda weird. I mean, it’d really suck to, like, find that perfect girl only to find out later that they were really that perfect guy, you know? Only it wouldn’t be all that perfect ‘cause you don’t swing that way…

But anyhow! At least I managed to get out of this one. Tch, could you imagine? Me as a man!

Comments

[smilingtransfer]

...Quite weird indeed.

[probablythebutz]

Aw, it's not that bad, is it? Look on the bright side: you've got an advantage now!

[smilingtransfer]

Advantage?

[probablythebutz]

Come on, you know what I mean.

[smilingtransfer]

I don't think it makes that much of a difference, myself.

[probablythebutz]

Come on, man. You know! If you ever wanted to know how to really love a woman...

[smilingtransfer]

Oh dear. I'm probably a little young for that.

[1/2]

[probablythebutz]

W-what!? Not like that! Although it's a not a bad idea...

[probablythebutz]

I mean, like, looking at things from a new perspective! Know what it's like to be in our shoes! ...Heck, buy yourself some shoes! We love that sorta stuff.

[smilingtransfer]

And you're quite sure you've always been a woman? I seem to remember speaking with you once before and you certainly weren't, but perhaps I could be wrong.

[probablythebutz]

I'm as woman as they come, sweetie.

[smilingtransfer]

Of course. This virus must be confusing me.

[probablythebutz]

Ah, don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll be over in a few days! At least you've got a cute smile!

[smilingtransfer]

I suppose that's some consolation.