No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't/Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke

[probablement]

Blech. I'm about to go prom dress shopping with Makenna... I don't really have any desire to go to prom, or to spend the hundreds of dollars that somehow seem necessary. I kind of want a date, just a friend guy, but I'm sick of basically every guy I know. So I think I'm going to start asking random strangers to take me, and promise to sleep with them afterwords...

Maybe I can get Barbara Boxer to take me to prom. But then Miles Pengilly would make fun of me for being a lesbian.

I need new shoes.

This is the girliest entry ever.