fuck ex girlfriends
so i was talking to Sara (my first real gf, i dated her 3 years, the last 3 of highschool).
Then I left the house a bit, came back, and she was still online, strange. I said hi, she said "i love you" I said "um. okay. i love you too."
then she said "just kidding! this is her sister aimee." and I was like "oh, hi mom!" Because Sara and Aimee both had a baby a few months ago, it was Aimee's 2nd.
Then, still trying to be nice, I said "Congratulations on your new child, by the way." She replied "You're so sweet! I want you to be my bro-in-law...I can set that up for you if you want!"
I said "No, that's the last thing in the world that I want...& Aimee, I don't recall you ever being nice to me, and this is obviously sarcasm...So why are you fucking with me?" She replied "I don't even remember what you look like. I don't remember talking to you at all...But you still love Sara, don't you?"
I replied with "I love her about as much as I would love anyone who I spent 3 years of my life with. But I really don't want to be involved with her in any way other than to say hi every now and then. So, once again, why are you fucking with me?" she didn't reply for a bit, so i then said "Nevermind, it's not really important. Congratulations again on your new son. Adios."
That bitch is exactly like her fucking mormon mom. that entire family is fucked, now that I think about it. Why in the world was i saying hi to sara anyway?
Then I left the house a bit, came back, and she was still online, strange. I said hi, she said "i love you" I said "um. okay. i love you too."
then she said "just kidding! this is her sister aimee." and I was like "oh, hi mom!" Because Sara and Aimee both had a baby a few months ago, it was Aimee's 2nd.
Then, still trying to be nice, I said "Congratulations on your new child, by the way." She replied "You're so sweet! I want you to be my bro-in-law...I can set that up for you if you want!"
I said "No, that's the last thing in the world that I want...& Aimee, I don't recall you ever being nice to me, and this is obviously sarcasm...So why are you fucking with me?" She replied "I don't even remember what you look like. I don't remember talking to you at all...But you still love Sara, don't you?"
I replied with "I love her about as much as I would love anyone who I spent 3 years of my life with. But I really don't want to be involved with her in any way other than to say hi every now and then. So, once again, why are you fucking with me?" she didn't reply for a bit, so i then said "Nevermind, it's not really important. Congratulations again on your new son. Adios."
That bitch is exactly like her fucking mormon mom. that entire family is fucked, now that I think about it. Why in the world was i saying hi to sara anyway?