MY CONVO WITH BRENDAN
MY CONVO WITH BRENDAN
DarknessGood: holy shit, you crazy monkey-bird with rice patties from iceland riding polar bears chasing penguins running from eskimos with credit cards who just got back from Burdines on a shopping spree free from sprint who gave Santa a Club to help beat his mexican elf-slaves
SchmileLikeAGoat: LMAO
DarknessGood: WOOLOOLOO
DarknessGood: said Santa
DarknessGood: *Wham!!!*
SchmileLikeAGoat: HOW DARE YOU, you arabian peacock, so what you flutter around like a gay bohemian man, with a beard of flaming lips, that can sing in a band full of indian symbols because you think the easter bunny gets around moer than your momma i dont think so, scooby, trick are for kids
DarknessGood: LMFAOYCMF
DarknessGood: LOLOLOL
SchmileLikeAGoat: ahahah
DarknessGood: *SLAPP, WHAP, BIFF, BASH, WHAM!!!!!!*
SchmileLikeAGoat: OH SNIP SNAPPY, YOUR GRANDPA IS A PAPPY
DarknessGood: "Santa, stop, were making shoes as fast as possible"
SchmileLikeAGoat: OH NO NOT THE FLAMING SNOW MAN FROM THE BAHMAS
SchmileLikeAGoat: KUNIER
DarknessGood: ON STILTS
SchmileLikeAGoat: LOOK WHO WE GOT OUR HANES ON NOW BITCH
DarknessGood: running from hungarian helper imps from northern poland
SchmileLikeAGoat: said the galloping ethipoean, who was being chased by a giant doughnut
DarknessGood: who was being chased by Fat Joe(the rapper) who didnt know he was excersizing, so he then killed himself to death with a dead beagle on the forehead of a hippo on a publix cart in the dairy eisle
SchmileLikeAGoat: because hippos didnt know it was dairy, they could only have cheese, not dairy cheese, so they chased the tooth fairy, who had indeed taken their teeth when they were sleeping and exchnaged it for colombian coke
DarknessGood: with Don PAblo on a Burro eating CHEESECAKE from CANADA who imported it from Columbiaso Snr. Pablo got stoned
SchmileLikeAGoat: while snr.pablo got stoned the angry beavers, stole his whole selection of hungry mice, from the book of rah, which was found in eygpt around the time of elvis, elvis who was indeed the king of the throne, his toliet on which he died
DarknessGood: and then we were pied for making this long ass rhyme, for it took up so much time. But who could blame us, for we will be famouse the day the earth stands still.
SchmileLikeAGoat: while everyone else was crying because they could no longer spin in circles with the outcome of getting dizzy we had no fear, for the pie cream was in our eyes
DarknessGood: and, hey, what would ya know, look at our rhyme grow. the days are growing slower and slower
SchmileLikeAGoat: and the mood of elves is getting lower and lower, till the day they die, rappers will remain high, but time still passes by
DarknessGood: and then the earth stood still. That is the end, nothing cannot mend, becouse today, the Earth Stood STill.
-TWENTY MINUTES LATER-
SchmileLikeAGoat: BRENDAN JUST BEWARE, THE FLIPPER FLOPS ARE OUT WITH A VENGENCE TONIGHT
DarknessGood: OH dear sweet mustard monkeys
SchmileLikeAGoat: lmao
DarknessGood: not the flipper flops
SchmileLikeAGoat: yes they have tazers and iron winm fam foos
DarknessGood: NOOOO NOT WINM FAM FOOS!!!
SchmileLikeAGoat: I KNOW, i was told by the litter of roonums who live in the tree in the lake
DarknessGood: we hates them so much, donts we precious, yes, we do, lots of hate for thems
SchmileLikeAGoat: yes, they teamed up with the flouseits, they are out for blood
DarknessGood: CRAPPOLAMOLOFOOMS
DarknessGood: not the flouseits
DarknessGood: CUZ THEYZ OUTS FOR BLOOOD
SchmileLikeAGoat: YES, THEY HAVE THE SHARPS LITTLE TEETHS THAT BITE THROUGH SOCKS
DarknessGood: holy shit, you crazy monkey-bird with rice patties from iceland riding polar bears chasing penguins running from eskimos with credit cards who just got back from Burdines on a shopping spree free from sprint who gave Santa a Club to help beat his mexican elf-slaves
SchmileLikeAGoat: LMAO
DarknessGood: WOOLOOLOO
DarknessGood: said Santa
DarknessGood: *Wham!!!*
SchmileLikeAGoat: HOW DARE YOU, you arabian peacock, so what you flutter around like a gay bohemian man, with a beard of flaming lips, that can sing in a band full of indian symbols because you think the easter bunny gets around moer than your momma i dont think so, scooby, trick are for kids
DarknessGood: LMFAOYCMF
DarknessGood: LOLOLOL
SchmileLikeAGoat: ahahah
DarknessGood: *SLAPP, WHAP, BIFF, BASH, WHAM!!!!!!*
SchmileLikeAGoat: OH SNIP SNAPPY, YOUR GRANDPA IS A PAPPY
DarknessGood: "Santa, stop, were making shoes as fast as possible"
SchmileLikeAGoat: OH NO NOT THE FLAMING SNOW MAN FROM THE BAHMAS
SchmileLikeAGoat: KUNIER
DarknessGood: ON STILTS
SchmileLikeAGoat: LOOK WHO WE GOT OUR HANES ON NOW BITCH
DarknessGood: running from hungarian helper imps from northern poland
SchmileLikeAGoat: said the galloping ethipoean, who was being chased by a giant doughnut
DarknessGood: who was being chased by Fat Joe(the rapper) who didnt know he was excersizing, so he then killed himself to death with a dead beagle on the forehead of a hippo on a publix cart in the dairy eisle
SchmileLikeAGoat: because hippos didnt know it was dairy, they could only have cheese, not dairy cheese, so they chased the tooth fairy, who had indeed taken their teeth when they were sleeping and exchnaged it for colombian coke
DarknessGood: with Don PAblo on a Burro eating CHEESECAKE from CANADA who imported it from Columbiaso Snr. Pablo got stoned
SchmileLikeAGoat: while snr.pablo got stoned the angry beavers, stole his whole selection of hungry mice, from the book of rah, which was found in eygpt around the time of elvis, elvis who was indeed the king of the throne, his toliet on which he died
DarknessGood: and then we were pied for making this long ass rhyme, for it took up so much time. But who could blame us, for we will be famouse the day the earth stands still.
SchmileLikeAGoat: while everyone else was crying because they could no longer spin in circles with the outcome of getting dizzy we had no fear, for the pie cream was in our eyes
DarknessGood: and, hey, what would ya know, look at our rhyme grow. the days are growing slower and slower
SchmileLikeAGoat: and the mood of elves is getting lower and lower, till the day they die, rappers will remain high, but time still passes by
DarknessGood: and then the earth stood still. That is the end, nothing cannot mend, becouse today, the Earth Stood STill.
-TWENTY MINUTES LATER-
SchmileLikeAGoat: BRENDAN JUST BEWARE, THE FLIPPER FLOPS ARE OUT WITH A VENGENCE TONIGHT
DarknessGood: OH dear sweet mustard monkeys
SchmileLikeAGoat: lmao
DarknessGood: not the flipper flops
SchmileLikeAGoat: yes they have tazers and iron winm fam foos
DarknessGood: NOOOO NOT WINM FAM FOOS!!!
SchmileLikeAGoat: I KNOW, i was told by the litter of roonums who live in the tree in the lake
DarknessGood: we hates them so much, donts we precious, yes, we do, lots of hate for thems
SchmileLikeAGoat: yes, they teamed up with the flouseits, they are out for blood
DarknessGood: CRAPPOLAMOLOFOOMS
DarknessGood: not the flouseits
DarknessGood: CUZ THEYZ OUTS FOR BLOOOD
SchmileLikeAGoat: YES, THEY HAVE THE SHARPS LITTLE TEETHS THAT BITE THROUGH SOCKS