Reactionary Drabbles, House episode 6x13
Both originally posted here: community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/3923416.html
Title: Life's Too Long
Author: pro_prodigy
Rating: G
Summary: Life's too long sometimes and all you get to do is remember.
~*~
"What happened to the possum?"
"I assume the exterminator exterminated it."
House let his cane bounce between his sneakers. "I miss Steve."
The announcement is sudden and startling.
Wilson glances over at his friend-lover-colleague-wife-brother-husband-stalker. "Me too."
The confirmation isn't surprising.
That's who they are.
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Title: Karma's Bitch
Author: Still me
Rating: T (for language)
Summary: It depends what you mean by "nice guy" and who exactly you're being nice to or for.
~*~
Lucas walked into the apartment he shared with Cuddy and immediately slipped on the hardwood flooring, landing on his back--very, very hard. The surface of the floor was really, really cold.
Ice? Seriously?
Wilson suddenly loomed somewhere above him. "Don't fuck with my boyfriend."
The otherwise totally un-vindictive oncologist then dumped an entire bucket of ice water over his face.
"That's for the TV."
Lucas immediately regretted targeting House's disabilities...
...and for marking his face.
Title: Life's Too Long
Author: pro_prodigy
Rating: G
Summary: Life's too long sometimes and all you get to do is remember.
~*~
"What happened to the possum?"
"I assume the exterminator exterminated it."
House let his cane bounce between his sneakers. "I miss Steve."
The announcement is sudden and startling.
Wilson glances over at his friend-lover-colleague-wife-brother-husband-stalker. "Me too."
The confirmation isn't surprising.
That's who they are.
--------------------------------------------------------
Title: Karma's Bitch
Author: Still me
Rating: T (for language)
Summary: It depends what you mean by "nice guy" and who exactly you're being nice to or for.
~*~
Lucas walked into the apartment he shared with Cuddy and immediately slipped on the hardwood flooring, landing on his back--very, very hard. The surface of the floor was really, really cold.
Ice? Seriously?
Wilson suddenly loomed somewhere above him. "Don't fuck with my boyfriend."
The otherwise totally un-vindictive oncologist then dumped an entire bucket of ice water over his face.
"That's for the TV."
Lucas immediately regretted targeting House's disabilities...
...and for marking his face.