2006: A Review by A.E. Caufield

[prncesofazkaban]

Here's to Elves, Old People, Ghosts, Frosty the Snowman, and Snow Angels.
Here's to Duck Whistles, Gingerbread Men, Chicken Restaurants, Pyro, Beer, and Chips.

Here's to Bi-Polar Disorder, Self-Centeredness, Low Self Esteem, and Unhealthy Obsession.
Here's to being so stupid that it hurts me to talk to you.

Here's to dogs named after Star Wars Characters.
Here's to men who wear glasses, and the ones who don't but should.
Here's to one drink that lasts 12 hours and to understandings.
Here's to my first birthday party, and a bunch of other things that I never got for my birthday before.

Here's to Hugh Laurie, Hayden Christensen, Tim Roth, David Bowie, Jesse L. Martin, Josh Lucas, and Dane Cook.

Here's to Three Witches with their Tiki Torches of Doom.
Here's to Frankenstein's Monster, you dumb fucks. Frankenstein was the fucking scientist.

Here's to my first time on a boat.
Here's to a two hour drive to nowhere. Here's to fried pickles and a food joint on the lake.
Here's to technobeams in the kitchen.
Here's to cleaning the chocolate fountain.
Here's to the drive home.

Here's to Bugs Bunny, Marvin the Martian, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig, and the Skunk.
Here's to Bad Bob, Leon P. Jones, and Lawman.
Here's to Miss Dixie, Smitty Nutt, Poodles, Sandy Candy, and Super Information Man.
May they rest in peace.

Here's to rapists and overeaters.
Here's to perverts and people incapable of forming a well versed sentence.

Here's to pig roasts, kegs, beer pong, and mustangs.

Here's to naked men dancing on poles.

Here's to the Fucking Empress of Fabulous.
Because there should have been an Emperor of Fabulous.

Here's to running around for nothing. Here's to being used.
Here's to missing it.

Here's to fags.

Here's to Jews going to Ballyhoo.
Here's to girls kissing in the middle of Times Square.
Here's to corsets and codpieces.
Here's to bending over walls for all to see.
Here's to watching her face when I win.

Here's to coming close, but never getting to come.
Here's to calling me when you're drunk.

Here's to washing dishes for inconsiderate assholes.
Here's to telling them to kiss my ass.

Here's to being sober. Here's to knowing that you won't be tomorrow.
Here's to bars, strip clubs, pubs, eateries, my house, and studios.

Here's to the best anyone would be lucky enough to have.
Here's to hoping.
Here's to glasses.
Here's to British Accents, fake British Accents, and all that Jazz.
Here's to red hair and blue eyes.
Here's to hair pulling, pushing, and throwing up against walls.

Here's to theatre, film, and everything in between.

Here's to being topless in the backseat of your professor's car.
Here's to being topless everywhere else.

Here's to being 22.
Here's to 2007, hoping that 23 is even better.

Much Love and Wishes for a Happy New Year to All!
Evans, The Empress of Fabulous.

PS: Thanks to everyone for the Birthday Wishes, this was one of the best birthdays ever!!