This tape will self-destruct.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to launch projectiles in the direction of volunteers twirlandswirl, hammond, pennyroyalist, and lady_angelina. These may take the form of small pieces of brightly colored paper, often referred to in local parlance as "confetti," but other objects (such as baked goods) may be substituted as you deem appropriate.
Your objective is to improve the moods of these volunteers and induce a general celebratory atmosphere, which in connection with newly granted priviliges may prompt greater effort and further learning, thus benefiting said volunteers as well as the category known as General/Unknown. This in turn will maintain peace and tranquility in the young but highly populated land of LiveJournal.
Be aware that the leaders of the General/Unknown category have seen fit to apply I1 level access to twirlandswirl, and I2 to pennyroyalist and hammond. I3 level access (known in the early days of the regime as "priv play") has been granted to lady_angelina, apparently with intent to eventually induct her into the highest cadre of General/Unknown volunteers. Any actions toward these volunteers in response to this directive should be conducted with these changes in mind.
Your objective is to improve the moods of these volunteers and induce a general celebratory atmosphere, which in connection with newly granted priviliges may prompt greater effort and further learning, thus benefiting said volunteers as well as the category known as General/Unknown. This in turn will maintain peace and tranquility in the young but highly populated land of LiveJournal.
Be aware that the leaders of the General/Unknown category have seen fit to apply I1 level access to twirlandswirl, and I2 to pennyroyalist and hammond. I3 level access (known in the early days of the regime as "priv play") has been granted to lady_angelina, apparently with intent to eventually induct her into the highest cadre of General/Unknown volunteers. Any actions toward these volunteers in response to this directive should be conducted with these changes in mind.