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All right you brats, listen up. The name's Vector, you all call me Professor Vector, understand? I'm gonna be your new Muggle Studies teacher, and there's a few ground rules we've gotta go through before I start gettin' students. First off, no asking dumb questions like "Are you a crocodile, Professor Vector?" No, Einstein, I'm a man in a green suit. Of course I'm a crocodile! What are ya, blind? Second, no asking obvious questions like "Are you going to eat us, Professor Vector?" My answer? Do your homework and we ain't gotta worry 'bout my answer. Third, if you're not gonna take Muggles seriously and just treat 'em like they're some lower species or aliens, don't think for a second about signin' up for my class, I don't want any of you 'special' wizards 'n' witches in my class, if ya get my meanin'. Heck, I'm more of a alien t' you brats than Muggles are, and I'm a wizard.
Next line o' business, and more importantly, besides for bein' your new Muggle Studies teacher, I'm a detective, private eye, whatever ya please. Got it? I take any case so long as the pay's good, whether you're a student or a teacher, all clients are the same ta me. And to my associates, if you don't like some brat kid hirin' me to investiage ya or somethin' like that, tough luck cause the client comes first and you're just gonna hafta deal with it.
Anyway, anyone wanna sign up for my class, tell me here.
Next line o' business, and more importantly, besides for bein' your new Muggle Studies teacher, I'm a detective, private eye, whatever ya please. Got it? I take any case so long as the pay's good, whether you're a student or a teacher, all clients are the same ta me. And to my associates, if you don't like some brat kid hirin' me to investiage ya or somethin' like that, tough luck cause the client comes first and you're just gonna hafta deal with it.
Anyway, anyone wanna sign up for my class, tell me here.