Fuck you all

[private_fritz]

i felt like two posts today. i made a test but it is'nt one of those sissy Quizilla things. its a real test. screw Quizilla in its organized fashions. they need to be punished. but ill save that for later. anyways, on with the test.

Do you have a life?

Directions: get a big sharpie, then check the space next to the statement that is true on your screen.

__ i sit at home and spend most of my time on the computer
__ i watch tv when i'm bored instead of going out and doing something
__ people tell me i have no life
__ i kill small animals for pleasure
__ i burn my finger tips
__ i fantasize about a life
__ i draw monkeys burning
__ jesus talks to me
__ you have sock puppets
__ you eat pudding

Now based on how many lines you checked, your result should be:
0-2= you have no fucking life.
3-5= your getting close to a life. not quite there. your holding back. i know it!
6-8= you got quite the life. but you could do better
9-10= you make people vomit with jealousy with that life of yours. you got it good my friend.....goooooooood.....

of course the irony of this test is the opposite results, but for us people with no life....well...it makes us feel better. so shut up.