Spartacus Impressions: The Thing in the Pit
This impression recap done with the help of serendipity513 , aceofhadeon , and melt_in2_me .
Spartacus Impressions: The Thing in the Pit
WHERE THE HECK IS GLABER?! WHERE THE HECK IS MRS. GLABER?! AURELIA COME TO MY TV!!!!
That concludes this recap.
No really, we're done here.
*Sigh* Fine.
Episode four in sixty seconds:
And once again, the episode starts with a cock close up. You'll forgive us if we don't screen cap it every time.
Ew, Batiatus pit hair. Vein standing out in the neck!
Aw arm wrappy thing! Uh oh, Batty took Sparty's security blanket a.k.a stip of fabric!
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The Pits of the Underworld
Oh, Luce, looking good. Pimped out. Did you really just say "Cock in a jar" ?!
Oh, whatta pout Luce.
Hammer time! Are they drinking blood?
Loan Sharks for Batty!
Never knew accountant talk could be that menacing.
"Your gift I can't accept it." - oh Crixus, you're a stupid head.
Bewb tassels - Luce, you had many accessories as Xena, but none like these.
Oh needle skin - Tab's new film anyone?
Batty dun got stabbed!
O hai Leilani and/or Sister Thea! We finally figured out that was you!
In conclusion:
1. Sparty earned his gladiator spot back.
2. Crixus is dumb, but we're kinda starting to feel for him.
3. We feel for you Luce - we're not sure if anybody loves you.
4. We're glad the show got away from the slo mo fighting so much - it was getting old.
5. Nice twist on the ending there, Sparty - Pris was expecting you to fail to take a dive because of pride or seeing your wife in the crowd. Saving Batty at least made it different than she was expecting.
6. Better hurry up and save your wife before someone knifes her for BEING SO ANNOYING.
Uses of the word 'cock': 12 by our count.
Craig Sightings: NONE WTF?!
Brooke Sightings: 1/2 because we saw Varro - BUT IT ISN'T ENOUGH.
Edit: No idea why the cut shows up three times. It just does.