SOS Song: La Vie Seeker
CARA
Who died?
TRIBUNE
Our profits.
ZEDD, RICHARD, CARA, DARKEN RAHL
Stop it!
TRIBUNE
They make fun -Yet I am the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a show where
You can’t seem to get ratings at dawn?
The Seeker, The Seeker
Is a fallacy in your head
This is Hollywood
The Seeker is dead
ZEDD
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say
our goodbyes
ZEDD
Here it lies
No one knew our worth
The late great show that Tribune cursed
On these nights when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Brennidon
We raise our cups- You bet your butts to-
La Vie SEEKER
ALL
La Vie SEEKER
La Vie SEEKER
La Vie SEEKER
La Vie SEEKER
ZEDD
To days of inspiration,
Hunting D’Harans, making maps
out of weird things, the need
To CONFESS-
To communicate,
To going against Lord Rahl,
Pushing him up the wall,
Making him mad
To sexual tension, and prevention
To more than one dimension,
To Shota’s wacky visions,
Stopping ascension, Denna’s pretension,
Not to mention of course,
Hiding the Boxes of Orden
To riding your horse
Midday past the Dragon Corps.-
To epic war- To gore-
To Seeking Truth!- To choice-
To equal voice-
To helping anyone!
To being an us- For once-
Instead of a them-
ALL
La Vie SEEKER
La Vie SEEKER
DENNA
Is the torture equipment all put away?
DAHLIA
It is, Denna
DENNA
The chains don’t have a case
Don't give me that face
TRIBUNE
AHHEMM
DENNA
*they hug*
Hey Mister- She's my Sister
SERVING WENCH
So that's five shadow water,
Four persimmon salad
Three gar burger dinner,
Two venison platter
And cake complete with Box?
PRINCESS VIOLET
Eww
DARKEN RAHL
It tastes the same
KAHLAN
If you close your eyes
SERVING WENCH
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?
ALL
Wine and beer!
KAHLAN & CARA
To hand-crafted knives made in local black-smithies
To fighting, to winning, to flying fists and knees
To leather, to Agiels, To confessing losers too
To white flowing dresses and having hair better than you!
DENNA & DARKEN RAHL
Destruction, combustion, to plotting Jennsen’s abduction,
To doing something tragic
ZEDD
~*~ POWERFUL MAGIC ~*~
DENNA & DARKEN RAHL
No Compassion, dark fashion, to passion
When it hurts
DARKEN RAHL
To Panis!
CARA
Darken too!
DENNA, DAHLIA, CARA, DARKEN RAHL
To anything taboo
DARKEN RAHL & RICHARD
Giller, Dennee, Demmin Nass, Triana and Chase
DARKEN RAHL
Egremont!
RICHARD
George Cypher!
DENNA
To SEEKER!
SISTER OF THE LIGHT
To Verna!
SISTER OF THE DARK
To Nicci!
SISTER OF THE DARK
To Marianna, tooooooooo!
ZEDD & KAHLAN
Why Kahlan and Dennee went to the Boundary
To end up in Hartland!
ALL
La Vie SEEKER
DENNA
And wipe the shackles off before you pack
DAHLIA
Yes, Denna
DENNA
Well- Hurry back
*they make out*
TRIBUNE
Sisters?
DENNA & DAHLIA
We're close
DARKEN RAHL & RICHARD
*carefully keeping their distance*
Brothers!
ZEDD, CARA, KAHLAN
Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens,
Confessors, Mord’Sith, wizards, men,
The Margrave
D’Haran wine, shadrin slime, blood seeking flies
Night Wisps, calthrops,
Rada’Han
ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Breath of Life- Torture, Keeper, Banelings!
To no shame- Never playing the blame game
DARKEN RAHL
To ultimate power!
ALL
To groveling
It's between my Mistress and me
To S & M
TRIBUNE
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter
ALL
La Vie SEEKER
DARKEN RAHL
In honor of the death of SEEKER an impromptu salon will commence immediately following dinner...
Kahlan Amnell, while strapped to a plank, will perform her famous Con Dar insta-confess rage to the sounds of D’Harans screaming.
RICHARD
And Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander will preview his new spell able to rewrite history on more than one occasion!
ZEDD
And Mistress Denna, back from her spectacular one-day engagement on the cliff where she got shot, will do something amazing to tie up her dangling plot thread- And somehow avoid becoming a Baneling.
ZEDD
And Richard will attempt to have a bittersweet make out session with Kahlan
*Richard pulls Kahlan into his arms, then Zedd forces them apart*
ZEDD
Until I interrupt
DARKEN RAHL
Mistress Cara Mason will model the latest princess fashions from Thryce while rhyming to trick the Margrave!
CARA
And Darken Rahl will recount his exploits
as a BAMF- Including the tale of
his suicide and deal with the Keeper which he then reneged on to come back to life and try to save the world of the living, even saying the words:
ALL
In these dark times, there is no one we can depend upon more than my fearless brother!
VIVA LA VIE SEEKER!