Game of Thrones 2x01
Here, have a GoT live blog/recap.
So I randomly have HBO. I was just channel surfing and suddenly, HBO. I HOPE I JUST DIDN'T KNOW I HAD IT AND IT'S NOT DIRECTV TRYING TO MAKE ME USED TO HAVING IT SO THEY CAN TAKE IT AWAY AND MAKE ME PAY FOR IT.
SLDKJFSLDKFJSDLFKJSDF THE LANNISTERS. THE LANNISTERS. I CANNOT. THE LANNISTERS. *ROLLS ALL OVER THEM*
TYYYRRRIIIOOOONNNN YOU AMAZING BEING OF AMAZINGNESS SLDKFJSDFSDLKFJSDFSLDF.
I KNOW I KNOW, EVERYONE IS MORE INTERESTED IN THE STARKS. WHATEVER. I LOVE THE LANNISTERS LSKDFJS AND IF THAT IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
This whole episode though. THIS WHOLE EPISODE.
JUST. EVERY SCENE WITH A LANNISTER IN IT. SLDKFJSLDFKJSDFLSKJDFSLDKFJSDF.
I am liking Sansa this season. I tried really hard to like her last season because everyone is so into her, but I was just mostly annoyed by her if I cared about her at all, but that was really clever how she handled Joffrey. She's almost a Cersei in training. And well. I LOVE THE LANNISTERS. So. I approve of Sansa's Cersei-ness.
TYRION KISSING CERSEI'S CHEEK. SLKDFJSDFLKJSDFSD.
Joffrey is an evil piece of shit though. Like, I love him, because he's so interesting and the actor is doing a wonderful job being the king of all things douchey, but loooool such an evil piece of shit.
Did anyone else awkwardly ship Tyrion/Sansa when he was talking to her during Joffrey's birthday party? I was immediately like >_> because of the age difference, but well it's GoT. ALL RULES ABOUT SHIPPING NO LONGER APPLY. Although I think I might ship Tyrion with everyone he speaks to ever. So.
I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE COMET. Also, Hi Tonks. I can't remember the wilding lady's name, so she's just Tonks.
DANY HI. Ommmggg nooooo, not the last thing Drogo ever gave you. T_T Poor horsie. I HAVE DECIDED THAT DROGO'S SPIRIT IS IN ONE OF THE DRAGONS. HE'S STILL WITH HER. <- HEAD CANON FOREVER
Jorah: You must be their strength.
Dany: As you are mine.
^Ok. THAT MADE ME SHIP IT. The ~look they shared, and the way they delivered the lines, I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED.
I like that Dany still speaks Dothraki and does the whole Khaleesi thing. That was one of my favorite things about her in S1, getting to see the Dothraki culture.
I feel like I should be interested in Stannis and his witch lady, but I just really really don't care.
Me Watching GoT: WHERE'S TYRION? WHY ISN'T TYRION ON MY SCREEN? TYYYRRRIIIOOOONNNNNNN.
Ew wilding dude. And everyone thinks the Lannisters are bad.
I'm much more interested in Robb Stark now though. Man he busted out some awesome in this episode. A STARK I LIKE. WE HAVE FOUND ONE. THE KING OF THE NORTH, AMIRITE?
And OMG JAIME. JAIME JAIME JAIME.
JAIME AND ROBB IN THE SAME SPACE. HAVING THEIR EPIC SCENE. I JUST. I ENEMY!SHIP IT. I JUST. I NEED MORE SCENES WHERE THEY SNARK AT EACH OTHER AND I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND I AM JUST REALLY WORRIED ABOUT JAIME BECAUSE NO ONE IS SAFE ON THIS SHOW.
The wolf was really cool.
Joooooooooon. What are you doing Jooooooooon. Jooooooooooooooooooon.
I'm glad that Tyrion's mistress from last season is still with him. He seems happy with her, and I just want Tyrion to be happy. T_T But I'm so afraid it's going to be a repeat of when he was married, like I'm scared he's going to fall in love with her and then something will happen to her and aslkdfjasldkfj *PUTS TYRION IN A TOWER WHERE NOTHING CAN HURT HIM.*
No really. If something happens to Tyrion. I CANNOT. I CANNNOT. IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO TYRION. O___O
LITTLEFINGER/CERSEI. SHE TOUCHED HIS CHEST, AND NOW I SHIP IT. I JUST. SHIP LANNISTERS/ANYONE THEY TALK TO. And nnnnnggghhhh the way she pwned him. I just. CERSEI. SLDKFJSD.
I thought it was a really interesting parallel that we get the scene with Robb and Catelyn, and then Cersei and Joffrey. The two boy kings and the mothers trying to guide them. I almost expected Robb to kiss Catelyn on the lips because.... it's Game of Thrones.
Joffrey: They put too much value on their women.
5 minutes later
Cersei: *slaps the shit out of Joffrey*
OMG LOL. Joffrey always getting slapped. I really hope that Jaime and Tywin do it too at some point, so we can line up all the Joffrey getting slapped gifs.It's like a Lannister family activity. SLAP A JOFF.
I really liked that we got to see Ros (Roz?) again. From what I understand, she's not in the books so I'm glad they kept her character in.
OMG JOFFREY ORDERING THE SLAUGHTER OF BRENNIDON THE BASTARDS KILLED.DOES TYRION KNOW ABOUT THIS? SOMEONE, SHINE THE IMP SIGNAL.
And then you see Arya and the Baratheon bastard, and I kind of want them to get married and take the Iron Throne based on seeing them sit next to each other for 5 seconds.
But then I also want Dany to marry either Tyrion or Jorah and take the throne.
Or Tyrion and Sansa.
Or Tyrion and Jon Snow.
And Robb can keep the north.
CONFLICTED.
THIS SHOW JUST GIVES ME ALL THE FEELINGS OK.
I reaaaalllyyy need to read the books as soon as I can find time. Damn. Modding so many things and law school exams and alsdkfjasdf. I did try to read the first one, but I kept getting bored when anyone but Tyrion or Dany was narrating. So I've read all the Tyrion chapters and all the Dany chapters and a few of Jon Snow's, but not anyone else's /doing it wrong. THIS SUMMER. IT'S HAPPENING.
Also there was a really great ep of OUAT tonight, but I'm just. All out of flail. All my flail are belong to GoT.
