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Crack!fic

Sep 26, 2006 05:05

Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Author: Ferryn/ferrynheit
Genre: Complete crack!
Characters: Michael, Lincoln, Sara, Veronica, T-Bag, C-Note, Abruzzi, Sucre, LJ, Bellick, and Maricruz
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Warning: Character deaths
Summary: Michael just wants to play Twister, but his gut gets in the way. Lincoln just wants to get ( Read more... )

c-note, veronica, sara, bellick, sucre, michael, abruzzi, lj, t-bag, lincoln

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cranberry117 September 26 2006, 17:33:48 UTC

OMG, ya'll are crazy! The thought of chubby Michael in cut off jean shorts kills me. And sorta turns me on too. Does that make me weird? That ending was hilarious.

ferrynheit September 26 2006, 20:59:52 UTC

Thanks! It was fun to write.

Hey, I'd check out Michael in short shorts, chubby or not. Could be interesting.

Reminds me of an interview Wentworth did a while ago, back when the guys were still in prison. The interviewer was asking about Wentworth staying in shape and all that, and Went joked about having to watch his weight, otherwise he'd stretch out the tattoos and throw off his plans.

deutschtard September 26 2006, 21:59:12 UTC

Oh Geeze, that was awesome. Abruzzi's Santa Claus Theory.

Total Gold!!!!

ferrynheit September 27 2006, 04:32:04 UTC

Thank you! Good ol' Abruzzi. Gonna miss that guy. He got some great lines. At least he lives on in DVD form.

deutschtard September 27 2006, 04:33:16 UTC

and Peter's face is permanently tattooed on my arm ^_^

me? obssessive? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :D

ferrynheit September 27 2006, 04:42:09 UTC

Wow! Now, THAT'S dedication. How big is it? Where on your arm? Dude, pictures! You can't tell people you've got a tattoo of Peter Stormare's face and not show them. I want to know how you've got his hair. :)

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alienmom September 27 2006, 17:49:38 UTC

that was some messed up sh!t!! and totally hilarious!! thanks for the LOLs

ferrynheit September 27 2006, 18:39:44 UTC

Thank you! I like to try to put some LOLs in everyone's day. :)

I like your icon!

pamalax October 1 2006, 01:57:13 UTC

Freaking FANTASTIC!!!

“Thank God, I won’t have to blow Bellick.” See? Famous last words.

OMG!!!! That is the funniest line ever!!

ferrynheit October 1 2006, 07:46:29 UTC

Wow, thank you! That's a pretty big "fantastic." :)

Hee, I love that line. Crack!fic can be really fun every now and then, and such a nice departure from having to think darkly and churn out the angst.

lissa_bear October 1 2006, 15:04:34 UTC

ahahahahahaha! "Thank God I won't have to blow Bellick."

You are amazing! This is crack of the finest quality! I squeed when I read that you'd written it! And fatty Michael cracks my shit up! Almost as much as Lincoln's, "Uhm, I think T-Bag, Sara, and Veronica all ran off together..." and no one questioning him.

ferrynheit October 2 2006, 07:47:38 UTC

Thank you! :D

It was so much fun, I don't know why I didn't write this ages ago! Laziness, it will be the death of me.

"How'd she die?"

"She sat herself to death."

That's how all conversations at my funeral will go. Hell, they'll probably bury me with a TV, a computer, and the toilet (complete with much bathroom reading material).

I digress. Thank you for the feedback, once again! Makes me feel all fuzzily warm. :)