Buying shirts
Title: Buying Shirts
Author: Pamala
Characters: Sara/Pam and Michael/Alex & Lincoln
Category: Is EVEN MORE sarcastic crap a category
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I know they're not mine. I'm old and tired so, PTB,
please don't slap me around for playing with your toys.
Summary: Lincoln didn't quite get the concept of shopping around
Author notes: I wrote " Shop Around " for Project Live and Let and Live. That one led to
" A Guy Has to Shop Too ". After that I thought what the hell I'll make it a trilogy. While there is a lil light slash in this * trilogy * it not graphic , its all comedy, so you're safe to read even if you're not a slasher by trade.
Here are the other two parts:
Shop Around 1/1
A Guy Has to Shop Too 1/1
As the girls finish -- with minimal screaming and crying -- their endeavors the door opens slowly drawing the attention of both drooling men to the man, hands filled with large bags, standing just inside the entrance.
" I'm back "
" Look, Mikey, it's you're brother. "
" I see that "
".. and he's got bags, Michael. "
" Bags? "
" Shopping bags... ummm ...uhhh...hmmm... I think maybe your brother... "
" What? "
" I don't think Lincoln got the concept of shopping around! "
" No. NO! I'm sure he... there are plenty of women in a mall, Alex! "
" You think maybe he went there to do some sales girls, Michael? "
" Maybe! "
* Linc crosses the room dropping the bags, pulling out a fist full of purchase as the does, at the other mens feet *
" Look, Michael! I got a bunch of new shirts. "
" That's nice Linc "
" Then again... maybe he wasn't doing sales girls "
" Shut up , Alex "
" Maybe he was... actually SHOPPING!
" Shut... up.. Alex! "
" ... and look, I got shoes... and some jeans! "
" I can see that! "
" And shirts... Mikey.... I got all kinds of shirts! "
" And look ... Lincoln's shirts have buttons on them, Michael.
" shut up... "
" I always wondered if they came without buttons or if he... what.. chewed them off? "
" Shut UP! "
" or... maybe... you chew them off for him? "
" SHU..."
* The conversation -- bickering, we all know its bickering by now -- is cut short as Lincoln, noticing something very interesting across the room, grabs both men by their shirts and drags them along as he moves in to investigate. *
" Is that Sara, Michael? "
" Yeah... yes, that is MY Sara. "
" And that's your... uhhhhh... "
" and that's my wife... Pam. "
* Both men beam with pride *
" You're both seeing what I'm seeing, then? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" That they're naked? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" All sweaty? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" That they're touching... "
" Yep "
" Yeah "
" And kissing... Oh GOD... they're actually kissing! "
" Yeeeeeeeeeep!"
" OH Yeeeeeeeeeaah! "
" They just had sex, didn't they? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" An you two got to watch. "
" YEP!"
" HELL YEAH! "
* Awkward silence *
" You weren't talkin about Macy's when you said we needed to shop around, huh, Michael? "
" Nope"
" You were talking about sex, weren't you? "
" Yep. "
" You were here having, and watching... I can't believe I missed the watching, all kinds of hot sex while I was..."
" ...buying shirts, Lincoln? "
" Shut up, Alex! "
* awkward annoyed silence *
" You have a huge hickey on your neck, Michael. "
" I know. "
" A great big one.. what... to remind me of all the hot sex you had while I was.. "
" ...off buying more shirts big guy? "
" AlEX!"
" ...from Sara? "
" Nope. "
" Pam? "
" Nope... guess again. "
* prolonged awkward silence *
" Mahone? "
" Yep "
" Him? "
" Yep "
" Sex with .... HIM! "
" Yep!"
" Why... Michael... HIM?"
" Because I wasn't at the mall buying shir... "
" Would you please...SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP! "
" You hate that guy, Michael. How could you... sex with him has to be...what.. repulsive? "
" Only when he cries! "
Author: Pamala
Characters: Sara/Pam and Michael/Alex & Lincoln
Category: Is EVEN MORE sarcastic crap a category
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I know they're not mine. I'm old and tired so, PTB,
please don't slap me around for playing with your toys.
Summary: Lincoln didn't quite get the concept of shopping around
Author notes: I wrote " Shop Around " for Project Live and Let and Live. That one led to
" A Guy Has to Shop Too ". After that I thought what the hell I'll make it a trilogy. While there is a lil light slash in this * trilogy * it not graphic , its all comedy, so you're safe to read even if you're not a slasher by trade.
Here are the other two parts:
Shop Around 1/1
A Guy Has to Shop Too 1/1
As the girls finish -- with minimal screaming and crying -- their endeavors the door opens slowly drawing the attention of both drooling men to the man, hands filled with large bags, standing just inside the entrance.
" I'm back "
" Look, Mikey, it's you're brother. "
" I see that "
".. and he's got bags, Michael. "
" Bags? "
" Shopping bags... ummm ...uhhh...hmmm... I think maybe your brother... "
" What? "
" I don't think Lincoln got the concept of shopping around! "
" No. NO! I'm sure he... there are plenty of women in a mall, Alex! "
" You think maybe he went there to do some sales girls, Michael? "
" Maybe! "
* Linc crosses the room dropping the bags, pulling out a fist full of purchase as the does, at the other mens feet *
" Look, Michael! I got a bunch of new shirts. "
" That's nice Linc "
" Then again... maybe he wasn't doing sales girls "
" Shut up , Alex "
" Maybe he was... actually SHOPPING!
" Shut... up.. Alex! "
" ... and look, I got shoes... and some jeans! "
" I can see that! "
" And shirts... Mikey.... I got all kinds of shirts! "
" And look ... Lincoln's shirts have buttons on them, Michael.
" shut up... "
" I always wondered if they came without buttons or if he... what.. chewed them off? "
" Shut UP! "
" or... maybe... you chew them off for him? "
" SHU..."
* The conversation -- bickering, we all know its bickering by now -- is cut short as Lincoln, noticing something very interesting across the room, grabs both men by their shirts and drags them along as he moves in to investigate. *
" Is that Sara, Michael? "
" Yeah... yes, that is MY Sara. "
" And that's your... uhhhhh... "
" and that's my wife... Pam. "
* Both men beam with pride *
" You're both seeing what I'm seeing, then? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" That they're naked? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" All sweaty? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" That they're touching... "
" Yep "
" Yeah "
" And kissing... Oh GOD... they're actually kissing! "
" Yeeeeeeeeeep!"
" OH Yeeeeeeeeeaah! "
" They just had sex, didn't they? "
" Yep"
" Yeah "
" An you two got to watch. "
" YEP!"
" HELL YEAH! "
* Awkward silence *
" You weren't talkin about Macy's when you said we needed to shop around, huh, Michael? "
" Nope"
" You were talking about sex, weren't you? "
" Yep. "
" You were here having, and watching... I can't believe I missed the watching, all kinds of hot sex while I was..."
" ...buying shirts, Lincoln? "
" Shut up, Alex! "
* awkward annoyed silence *
" You have a huge hickey on your neck, Michael. "
" I know. "
" A great big one.. what... to remind me of all the hot sex you had while I was.. "
" ...off buying more shirts big guy? "
" AlEX!"
" ...from Sara? "
" Nope. "
" Pam? "
" Nope... guess again. "
* prolonged awkward silence *
" Mahone? "
" Yep "
" Him? "
" Yep "
" Sex with .... HIM! "
" Yep!"
" Why... Michael... HIM?"
" Because I wasn't at the mall buying shir... "
" Would you please...SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP! "
" You hate that guy, Michael. How could you... sex with him has to be...what.. repulsive? "
" Only when he cries! "