Things I have learned from Sailor Moon:
1. Don't worry if you die while defeating the great evil, you'll come back in time for the next season.
2. When little girls go evil, they turn into voluptuous women (also learned this from CLAMP)
3. Villains always leave you enough time to do your magical girl transformation and make attempts at witty banter.
4. You, being polite, will allow the villain the same courtesy.
5. Each of your friends will have a different favorite/signature color than you.
6. They will each also have different abilities and qualities than you, making for a well-rounded group (the brain, the strong one, the one with the temper, the serene one, etc.)
7. Your heroine is the most ineffectual member of your group.
8. Except when it comes down to the climatic battle, then she starts kicking ass.
9. When you are wearing a short skirt, there will be a strong wind, so wear cute undies.
10. When bad guys attack, everyone falls down -- except for the butch lesbian.
11. Gays/Lesbians magically undergo sex changes or discover they're related when they travel from Japan to America.
12. Pluto is a planet.
2. When little girls go evil, they turn into voluptuous women (also learned this from CLAMP)
3. Villains always leave you enough time to do your magical girl transformation and make attempts at witty banter.
4. You, being polite, will allow the villain the same courtesy.
5. Each of your friends will have a different favorite/signature color than you.
6. They will each also have different abilities and qualities than you, making for a well-rounded group (the brain, the strong one, the one with the temper, the serene one, etc.)
7. Your heroine is the most ineffectual member of your group.
8. Except when it comes down to the climatic battle, then she starts kicking ass.
9. When you are wearing a short skirt, there will be a strong wind, so wear cute undies.
10. When bad guys attack, everyone falls down -- except for the butch lesbian.
11. Gays/Lesbians magically undergo sex changes or discover they're related when they travel from Japan to America.
12. Pluto is a planet.