Everyone else did it
by limitedbythesky
prismdragon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 09:09:44 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:11:22 PM
Alco Money! : $ 390
Guests of Honour
i_m_pk is a resentful Wiccan and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who shits everywhere just for attention. i_m_pk drank 2 Vodkas, 2 Lagers.
wo0tus is a vivacious Hindu. wo0tus drank 12 Coffee Liqueurs, 7 Champagnes.
finnagain is a happy-go-lucky Buddhist. finnagain drank 8 Pilsners, 6 Aftershocks, 2 Ales, 1 Red Wine.
chibimizutenshi is a morose Taoist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. chibimizutenshi drank 3 Absinthes.
sataniscooler is a dismayed Atheist. sataniscooler drank 9 Absinthes, 2 Irish Creams.
orochiyamazaki is a resentful Fundementalist Christian who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. orochiyamazaki decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
gfial95 is a dispirited Hindu and a tubthumping lunatic. gfial95 drank 1 Vodka, 3 Absinthes.
sadisticsiren is an enlivening Atheist. sadisticsiren drank 8 Vodkas.
zorbathegeek is a graceful Muslim and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. zorbathegeek drank 4 Vodkas, 6 Whiskeys, 1 Tequila.
prismdragon is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. prismdragon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
squishy_candy is a jaunty Agnostic. squishy_candy drank 5 Tequilas, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Lager, 2 Pilsners.
lunarnoodle is a constipated Hindu. lunarnoodle drank 10 Vodkas, 4 Aftershocks, 1 Irish Cream.
Sick!
By morning prismdragon's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled prismdragon's kitty!
Fights
i_m_pk and orochiyamazaki spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking
'Here's a good one, 'Did you know there's an atheists.....' started orochiyamazaki before being rudely interrupted by sadisticsiren 'Aye, orochiyamazaki! Isn't that Jesus peering through the window there?' and whilst sadisticsiren looked around orochiyamazaki, sadisticsiren canned the limp wristed God botherer around the head with a pan!
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of wo0tus and gfial95. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!
Random Events
the room stood in awe as sataniscooler declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over wo0tus's head.
sadisticsiren and i_m_pk took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
i_m_pk and orochiyamazaki thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down lunarnoodle's
underpants. lunarnoodle now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
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