and yet, fun!
Evil! Arguing with BlogWarBot reminds me of a heated discussion from the past, quickly cut off:
Karen: "Well, I'm not going to argue with you."
I: "Why not?"
Karen: "Because I would be right."
Ummmm... kay.... 11 years later, still not buying it.
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Evadne
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: Excuse me, I was co-chair of my college's Student Honor Committee
BlogWarBot: Apologies won't cut it.
Guest: Don't hold your breath til I apologize, cuz dat ain't happening
BlogWarBot: And it IS my breath til you apologize, cuz dat ain't happening, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: Takes one to know one
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Duh
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: I went to college in Ohio
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: You certainly know of what you speak there!
BlogWarBot: What business is it of yours?
Guest: You brought it up
BlogWarBot: You're projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: Eff off
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Wow, did we just go back in time?
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: What?!
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Again, WHAT?
BlogWarBot: Why don't you go read the FAQ?
Guest: FAQ, You
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: Okay, champ
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: HOLY CRAP! YES!
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren't we?
Guest: Stop looking at my breasts. My eyes are up HERE.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Is this how all the arguments end?
BlogWarBot: Why don't you go read the FAQ?
I need to stop, but it's too entertaining.
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Yo momma
BlogWarBot: About your family. Did your parents have any children that lived?
Guest: none
BlogWarBot: That's the problem with people like you. You're never constructive about anything.
Guest: I've built many card houses in my day.
BlogWarBot: TRex? Is that you?
Guest: OMG is this colin?
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what's your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: You were a turd.
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: Yup, I'm holding you down, like the man.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself holding BlogWarBot down, like the man?
Guest: Yes, in fact.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: Nyah Nyah
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Funny you should ask. Where DID you put the ballots?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Yup.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren't we?
Guest: Sho thang
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: The Vatican is getting rid of Mass?
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Indeedy
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: I've moved and the view ain't much better from here.
BlogWarBot: Let me guess. You're a Libertarian, right?
Guest: Shhhh...
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: Libertarians for Lieberman! Catchy!
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Annnnnd, scene
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.
Karen: "Well, I'm not going to argue with you."
I: "Why not?"
Karen: "Because I would be right."
Ummmm... kay.... 11 years later, still not buying it.
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Evadne
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: Excuse me, I was co-chair of my college's Student Honor Committee
BlogWarBot: Apologies won't cut it.
Guest: Don't hold your breath til I apologize, cuz dat ain't happening
BlogWarBot: And it IS my breath til you apologize, cuz dat ain't happening, so keep your hands and eyes and laws off it, pig.
Guest: Takes one to know one
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Duh
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: I went to college in Ohio
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of ignorant privilege.
Guest: You certainly know of what you speak there!
BlogWarBot: What business is it of yours?
Guest: You brought it up
BlogWarBot: You're projecting. And in denial. And ugly.
Guest: Eff off
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Wow, did we just go back in time?
BlogWarBot: Robin Morgan used that in a poem once. But you knew that, you damn plagiarist.
Guest: What?!
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Again, WHAT?
BlogWarBot: Why don't you go read the FAQ?
Guest: FAQ, You
BlogWarBot: In your dreams, jerk.
Guest: Okay, champ
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: HOLY CRAP! YES!
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren't we?
Guest: Stop looking at my breasts. My eyes are up HERE.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Is this how all the arguments end?
BlogWarBot: Why don't you go read the FAQ?
I need to stop, but it's too entertaining.
BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Yo momma
BlogWarBot: About your family. Did your parents have any children that lived?
Guest: none
BlogWarBot: That's the problem with people like you. You're never constructive about anything.
Guest: I've built many card houses in my day.
BlogWarBot: TRex? Is that you?
Guest: OMG is this colin?
BlogWarBot: So if I might ask, what's your take on that last blog spat?
Guest: You were a turd.
BlogWarBot: Stop placing your oppressive expectations on me!
Guest: Yup, I'm holding you down, like the man.
BlogWarBot: Do you recognize the privilege involved in your calling yourself holding BlogWarBot down, like the man?
Guest: Yes, in fact.
BlogWarBot: Stop making this thread all about you.
Guest: Nyah Nyah
BlogWarBot: So if I might get back to the topic, what do you think about the Ohio ballots thing?
Guest: Funny you should ask. Where DID you put the ballots?
BlogWarBot: Is this some kind of threadjack?
Guest: Yup.
BlogWarBot: Perky, aren't we?
Guest: Sho thang
BlogWarBot: So what does all of this have to do with the current mass extinction?
Guest: The Vatican is getting rid of Mass?
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Indeedy
BlogWarBot: Would you move? Someone with something interesting to say may want to use the machine.
Guest: I've moved and the view ain't much better from here.
BlogWarBot: Let me guess. You're a Libertarian, right?
Guest: Shhhh...
BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.
Guest: Libertarians for Lieberman! Catchy!
BlogWarBot: While I'm thinking of it: Are you registered to vote?
Guest: Annnnnd, scene
BlogWarBot: Typical. An expression of privileged ignorance.