They're definitely coming for me, now...
Who would have thought that Penn State reads my Live Journal?
Yes, it's true, the man has already found me. I fear the hour is too late. I would imagine that Penn State President Graham Spanier signed the directive to send the helicopter after me, after reading my comments in yesterday's entry.
I have seen The Helicopter a total of four times today, each time flying up College Avenue, as though it was looking for something. I swear I'll stop complaining, Penn State. You changed my lock and everything today, and I'm grateful.
(Author's Note: While the circling helicopter and lock replacement parts of this entry are true, the conspiracy theory is not.. or, at least, that's what they want you to believe.