Jan 01, 2007 03:43
You know I kind of like it when I take an unopened soda out of the fridge, and I start to shake it, and then I quickly say "what the fuck am I doing?" and I stop. It gives me a chance to feel grateful to my brain. I can say, "thanks, brain. Thanks for being there. I'm glad I have you. It makes me kinda misty to say it, but I'm proud of you. You keep me from screwing up. (Mostly.) Without you, brain, wow, I just don't know what I'd do. Granted I would weigh two precious pounds lighter. But those two pounds, those are well worth it, brain, to have you."
So yeah, um, that's it I think.