Anti-OTP: Beelzebub/Famine [Bezzt Friendzz 4ever!11]

[prinzzofhell]

*ever wonder what demons do when they're bored? well, okay, they tempt innocents and burninate the countryside. ever wonder what demons do when they're done tempting and burninating-- aside from more tempting and burination, snogging angels, and snogging other demons

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[black_famine]

*leans against the doorway in passing, watching absently for a few minutes -- for no particular reason other than an equal sense of boredom, and perhaps amusion that a demon is keeping a cute fuzzy flesh-eating cat* *doesn't say anything just yet, just watches*

[prinzzofhell]

*it's for Meta, he'd probably tell anyone who asked (angels are allowed to like cute fuzzy things even if proper demons don't indulge angels), and it mostly is, but there's a certain way he stops after each bit of chicken, a certain way he scratches the cat between the ears--*

[black_famine]

*well, of course, and wouldn't call this into question no matter how much he may doubt it, should it be brought up, because understands that Pride is important* *but will clear his throat, quietly enough to be ignored, after some time*

[prinzzofhell]

*there's a pause after he does so, a pause that may lead him to believe that Beelzebub will ignore him, but just when it seems to get to this point, the demon glances over, a unconcerned half-smirk on his face* Horzzzman.

[black_famine]

*really wouldn't mind being ignored or noticed, either is fine -- but nods when he is acknowledged in reply* Beelzebub. *there's an unspoken -- not quite tension, but not quite question there -- it's almost pointing out that while he always refers to Beelzebub by name, said demon rarely shows the same courtesy*

[prinzzofhell]

*--doesn't have much courtesy to show, we're afraid-- and keeps lazily feeding Wrath chicken* Yezzz?

[black_famine]

* -- and really doesn't even know what he's doing there, so -- well, watches* Nothing, really. *almost as a challenge, as if quietly daring Beelzebub to protest his presence*

[prinzzofhell]

Dozzzt thou like catzzz, Horzzzman? *in a tone of voice that implies that Beelzebub doesn't--hah*

[black_famine]

I don't mind them one way or another. *in a tone vaguely implying that he knows better than to trust that tone*

[prinzzofhell]

Nazzzty little creaturezzz. *said, of course, while petting Wrath-- in long strokes, from head to tip of tail*

[black_famine]

*possibly with just a hint of amusion* Of course you would think so.

[prinzzofhell]

Of courzzz. Demonzzz have tazzzte.

[black_famine]

*dryly* I'm not one to talk much on tastes, really.

[prinzzofhell]

No, I don't supozzz thou wouldzzt be. *with a slow--disapproving?--glance*

[black_famine]

*slight eyebrowraise* Is there a problem with that?

[prinzzofhell]

It simply seemzzz... unrewarding. *demonmods something a bit more classy-- say, lobster-- for the cat*